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goodnight

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

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i don't think i've posted much about my metalocalypse oc outside of like. the events i posted stuff for her in. so her name's xz corrosion (stage name) (real name is unnecessary) and she's an industrial musician/dj/amateur hacker. she's a recycled oc from a second life rp because i liked her too much to keep her in storage too long

anyway i was thinking about what i'd actually do if i gave her an Actual Story instead of her just kind of existing for funsies and OF COURSE in the end it turns out like

when you're a perfect immortal machine and you're hanging out with your death god bestie and his four boyfriends

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AU, Where Toki brought Magnus back to Dethklok

FRIENDSHIP IS METAL

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genders so, like, old school

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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As a rule of thumb, don't reblog donation posts or people asking for donations unless they've been vetted and reblogged by Palestinian bloggers. We usually go to lengths to verify this shit because we know scammers have been faking to get people to send them money, using the urgency of our genocide as bait.

It's disgusting this is what we're dealing with, but people are losing money because of some truly evil people out there.

Accounts don't just randomly spring up on tumblr without gofundmes while asking for someone to help them create a campaign. Fuck out of here with that shit.

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i had a roommate who was extremely into genshin impact and every time i left my room she would make me watch lore videos on my phone. it felt like being in a youtube sponsorship.

can i be real with u for a second. i can't believe tjere's a real fandom for stuff like genshin impact. imagine if half your dash was posting about raid shadow legends. you'd think it was astroturf

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i'm like a tamagotchi, if you don't gimme attention. i'll die

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when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

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The Mad Sorcerers beast.

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns