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more art with fat women please

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I put up the dangly mouse toy (it's a toy mouse on a bungee cord, hanging from a hook clamped to the top of the doorway) and the kittens liked it QUITE a bit.

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i swear my consequences dont even have actions

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#NationalAlligatorDay 🐊:

“Old City Gates, St. Augustine, Fla." Matchsafe, c.1910

Manufactured by Watson Co., USA

Brass; 4 x 6.3 x 1 cm (1 9/16 x 2 1/2 x 3/8 in.)

Cooper Hewitt 1980-14-1369

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for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

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Cheetah cubs feasting on an impala Taken in Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Madhur Nangia

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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all i wanna do is eat nectarines and think about aurora borealis st. elmo’s fire gigantic jets ball lightning green flash earthquake lights and will-o-the-wisps

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Amazing pottery skills

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Gioji Temple in Japan with my Mamiya RB67

@kevintadge

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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

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I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

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Does this to you