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in 2020
it’s going to be 420
for a whole month
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Too many shows trying to be Game Of Thrones, not enough shows trying to be Galavant.
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I know I’m a fucking weirdo but I’m rewatching twilight (don’t judge you know you’ve done it too) and I just want to yell about how Bella’s whole character is just a trauma response. I’m also stoned and cold meds…so take it for what it is
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Who wired my fucking house. Give me a fucking name. I just wanna talk
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biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
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once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches
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*suddenly realizes i'm horrifically lonely and haven't done anything meaningful with my life and don't know what i can do to change that at this point while in the line at the grocery store*
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hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves
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the universe is not in a hurry. You are. It’s why you are anxious, stressed and disappointed. Trust that what was meant to be yours, will be yours.
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Makes my heart flutter
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fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.
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