secretlyapuppy

[secretlyapuppy]

draw that with claude giroux

[secretlyapuppy]

Not So Mean Tweets, pt. 2 (x)

[secretlyapuppy]

This dude is looking mighty fine this summer. He did this interview entirely in French, if that works for you. I know it did for me. : )

[secretlyapuppy]

[secretlyapuppy]

Fanfiction and Tumblr 

[secretlyapuppy]

pennsylvania is so fucked up…i just remembered that when we were driving through we passed a town just called “hometown”. HOMETOWN. just…hometown. “what’s your hometown?” “hometown” “yeah…so what is it”

[secretlyapuppy]

this just in: Claude Giroux has beautiful hands ♥

[secretlyapuppy]

[secretlyapuppy]

“Well, at least they’re good at hockey.”

[secretlyapuppy]

ive been watching this way more than i should

[secretlyapuppy]

the person i reblogged this from is a precious cinnamon roll.

[secretlyapuppy]

Sh*t Evgeni Malkin does:

Decides to buy Alien/Predator sculptures in Dubai and have them shipped to Pittsburgh to guard his driveway

Puts a scarf on the sculptures when it snows

Wears rocket shoes over the sea

Cuddles lions

Gets kissed by dolphins

Takes a polar bear selfie

Swims with a whale shark

Dresses like a sultan while in the Burj al Arab in Dubai

Flexes while wearing just a towel and being pelted by sprinklers (also at the Burj al Arab in Dubai)

Tours bunkers of former communist Soviet leaders

Takes photos with the Stanley Cup….while using a urinal

Catches a hammerhead shark….then has it stuffed

Paints teddy bears

Takes photos mocking drunk friends

Dresses like this 

And this 

Pretends to be a sculpture

Plays with actual sculptures

Shoots large guns

Visits bath houses (complete with authentic Russian hat)

Embarrasses himself in front of dignitaries

Falls asleep in flower beds

Beats up small children

Takes selfies with the goal cam

Plays himself in odd Russian movies

Wears 4 sets of pool floaties simultaneously

Has a crystal Stanley Cup

Wears eyeball glasses

Hangs from the guns of tanks

Thinks everyone looks better with his face

Owns Halloween

Wins

[secretlyapuppy]

NHL | jersey colours

[secretlyapuppy]

[secretlyapuppy]

Hockey Bromances

[secretlyapuppy]

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

[secretlyapuppy]

Modern men have it so hard. That’s why Maggcom started an online campaign called #DontMancriminate, which aimed to promote equality for men and women alike — with the emphasis on men.

Here’s a quote from the campaign:

Why should men have to give up their seat if they see a lady standing? Why should he have to hold out a door for a lady passing by? Men don’t get free entry in clubs. Men unlike women don’t get periods (yes don’t be so ashamed of it girls, you do that!) and so men can’t work their way out of the problem saying they are PMSing. Men certainly do not get the sympathy votes.Why should men not cry? Why should men do the heavy lifting? Why not girls?

As expected, the Internet had a variety of reactions to Maggcom’s campaign.