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everyone says they love big brown eyed bisexual men with big boobs but are silent over davrin dragon age

(don't add veilguard crit/hate to this post ty)

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in a moment, everything can change

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What the hell is that thing and how is he driving

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10/10 dad joke

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Stingray artwork by Bukafu 1937

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when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

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i didn't expect to be here. grey wardens have an expiration date.

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daisy

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IT'S OKAY IF YOUR ART DOESNT LOOK GOOD. everyone starts somewhere, and even if you never improve, that doesn't take away from the value you get from creating. stop tying worth to skill and start tying it to how much it fulfills you instead.

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Rook and the dagger. The dagger for Elgar'nan, the dagger chosen specially to kill Elgar'nan, Elgar'nan’s dagger. ✧ bluesky ✧ regular commissions ✧ vgen ✧ tip jar

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How post weisshaupt should’ve gone

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👀 kal-sharok romance?? is there a world where he and scipio would ever end up together 👉👈

Why not 🤷‍♀️ I love Stalgard!! He’s weird and off-beat and funny and has great facial hair, that’s tío’s type lol. NPC Scip alternative romance??

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i just want to indulge in my favourite trope (switching weapons) ok

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WTH were they wearing in DAV

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when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”

imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.