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every since i was a little boy i’ve always wanted to go through a disastrous lesbian breakup

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Anatomy of a writing session

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IM NOT GONNA BE THE SAME FOR MONTHS

For the Transformers 40th anniversary, have a collab with studio TRIGGER and Bump of Chicken

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

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