secretsleepybat

[secretsleepybat]

"That would probably help. Or perhaps not being required to stay up during the day."

*They were flexing their wings, trying to shake off some drowsiness*

"I should probably get back to work."

"So much to do, so little time. Affogato, I am going to blame you for all of my troubles regardless of affiliation."

*Their tone is a tad bit lighter than usual, and it's clear they're stressing over something or another. Other than the slight hint of a joke, this isn't exactly unusual for them.*

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Meow! So many cookie ocs. Secret is sort of a cookie the way Schwarzwälder is sort of a cookie. theyre like blackberry and whipped cream.

"Of course. Why would I expect anything else from you, Secret."

(He sighed, speaking in both a sassy and bitter tone.)

"Now, dear, why don't you come clean and tell me what's bothering you."

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[😼].OMG! I love that. I am a whipped cream fiend, so, Secret needs to run... I love how unique they are as a character as well <3

[secretsleepybat]

"All my deadlines are overlapping. Just unfortunate circumstances."

*They seem a bit more on edge, their ears swiveling more than usual, probably because they're tired*

"And I've somehow trained myself to be incapable of sleeping in. I wake up 3 hours too early and can't fall back asleep. I'm not even supposed to be awake during the day, and these 5am sunrises may be the death of me. Another good reason to hate summer."

"So much to do, so little time. Affogato, I am going to blame you for all of my troubles regardless of affiliation."

*Their tone is a tad bit lighter than usual, and it's clear they're stressing over something or another. Other than the slight hint of a joke, this isn't exactly unusual for them.*

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Meow! So many cookie ocs. Secret is sort of a cookie the way Schwarzwälder is sort of a cookie. theyre like blackberry and whipped cream.

"Of course. Why would I expect anything else from you, Secret."

(He sighed, speaking in both a sassy and bitter tone.)

"Now, dear, why don't you come clean and tell me what's bothering you."

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[😼].OMG! I love that. I am a whipped cream fiend, so, Secret needs to run... I love how unique they are as a character as well <3

[secretsleepybat]

"Tch. I wish you'd stay gone for longer, honestly."

*Their tone was forced. They took a few steps back, and then turned to run and fly off*

"Now that I think about it... are you alright? You were gone for quite some time. I found your absence notable. I can't say that for most."

"A stomach bug... A really bad one. I was pretty excited to try some sushi from the neighboring Pure Vanilla Kingdom but it got held up in transportation and then I ate it without thinking."

(He shuddered before weakly smiling.)

"I'm still recovering. But, at least I can breathe and walk without feeling terrible stomach pain."

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[😼]- I was fine btw! I didn't have food poisoning, but, the crybaby did <3 I was suuupper busy myself, unlike Affofato during my 1-2 week absence.

My affogato has the most SENSITIVE stomach. Also he's a crybaby and constantly needing attention and comfort as any diva does‼️‼️

[secretsleepybat]

". . . this is why you need me around, isn't it. A bit of common sense in your day to day life."

*They sounded more irritated at Affogato getting himself sick than Affogato himself*

"At least you're... fine now."

"Now that I think about it... are you alright? You were gone for quite some time. I found your absence notable. I can't say that for most."

"A stomach bug... A really bad one. I was pretty excited to try some sushi from the neighboring Pure Vanilla Kingdom but it got held up in transportation and then I ate it without thinking."

(He shuddered before weakly smiling.)

"I'm still recovering. But, at least I can breathe and walk without feeling terrible stomach pain."

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[😼]- I was fine btw! I didn't have food poisoning, but, the crybaby did <3 I was suuupper busy myself, unlike Affofato during my 1-2 week absence.

My affogato has the most SENSITIVE stomach. Also he's a crybaby and constantly needing attention and comfort as any diva does‼️‼️

[secretsleepybat]

Please reblog this if you RP fandomless ocs!!

Absolutely no offense to canon muses <3 I just am so biased to fandomless ocs. That’s how I dipped my toes into this community, and I hate seeing how few and far between they are now.

Again, feel free to reblog this post if you actively write fandomless ocs! If you’re a multimuse with canons + fandomless ocs that’s fine too!

[secretsleepybat]

"I've always been here. I just decided to make you aware, for a change."

*They snap their book shut let their markings slowly fade out.*

"I prefer being hard to see. It makes it easier to watch you."

*Secret is drawing Affogato from the rafters, staring down at him as he freaks out over a mouse. They're illuminating the blue patches on them just so they can be sure they're visible in the darkness.*

(Affogato looked up and stiffled a soft laugh.)

"Greetings, Secret. When did you get up there?"

[secretsleepybat]

"Seeing how easily you'll seemingly offer yourself up to a stranger, I don't think you do know where I'm coming from. Unless, giving you the... benefit of doubt... you're putting up a very brave front and you're actually a normal person."

"Are these people trying to start a family with you? And you're just letting them exist in peace? If anybody tried to be this nice to me out of the blue I'd ruin their life."

"Perhaps. I'm young, Secret. I want to explore and enjoy myself before I become boring and start knitting by the fire and petting my 15 cats with a bunch of kids."

(Affogato said dramatically. He couldn't be serious for one minute. He huffed and crossed his arms, pacing the room.)

"Sometimes, you need to welcome people. Even if it's just to see who they are as people and judge their characters."

(There was a pause before he said.)

"I could really go for an espresso right now... Guards! Get me an espresso ASAP!! Extra cream and sugar as well."

[secretsleepybat]

"Please don't treat your guards like servants, you wouldn't expect your butler to win in a duel. And if I may so humbly recommend, go to bed."

*They took a moment to compose themself, and then took on a more defensive tone*

"And for your information, I handle new people just fine, if they aren't up in my face from day one. You have to exist silently in my presence for at least an hour before you even talk to me."

"Are these people trying to start a family with you? And you're just letting them exist in peace? If anybody tried to be this nice to me out of the blue I'd ruin their life."

"Perhaps. I'm young, Secret. I want to explore and enjoy myself before I become boring and start knitting by the fire and petting my 15 cats with a bunch of kids."

(Affogato said dramatically. He couldn't be serious for one minute. He huffed and crossed his arms, pacing the room.)

"Sometimes, you need to welcome people. Even if it's just to see who they are as people and judge their characters."

(There was a pause before he said.)

"I could really go for an espresso right now... Guards! Get me an espresso ASAP!! Extra cream and sugar as well."

[secretsleepybat]

"I'm going to refrain from any derogatory innuendos and simply let you rest."

*At that, Secret simply drank their bottle of ink like it was a shot, and vanished into the shadows.*

"Everyone here is a freak. Why do I even put up with you lot."

*Secret has their ears folded back and a look of disgust on his face*

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Meow! okay secret keep being a loser who gets no bitches

"Nothing wrong with a little suggestiveness every once in a while. I am an adult after all."

(Affogato said with a small giggle as a servant prepared him a shallow glass of wine. It was a finer spirit from the Hollyberry Kingdom.)

"Relax a little, hun."

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[😼] - We love you, Secret 🫶 They're so funny and it's refreshing to always have a neutral opposing side!

[secretsleepybat]

"I can feed myself just fine, I simply take pleasure in making you do extra work on my behalf."

*They took a moment to observe Affogato, briefly debating their next move, before simply sighing* "I'd be nicer if you could keep yourself together from time to time. And if you didn't give me all your paperwork."

"Everyone here is a freak. Why do I even put up with you lot."

*Secret has their ears folded back and a look of disgust on his face*

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Meow! okay secret keep being a loser who gets no bitches

"Nothing wrong with a little suggestiveness every once in a while. I am an adult after all."

(Affogato said with a small giggle as a servant prepared him a shallow glass of wine. It was a finer spirit from the Hollyberry Kingdom.)

"Relax a little, hun."

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[😼] - We love you, Secret 🫶 They're so funny and it's refreshing to always have a neutral opposing side!

[secretsleepybat]

*They take the wine with their usual irateness, before procuring a small vial of their own personal brew of ink* "Had you not brought me a fine drink I would have poured this on you for your filthiness, but I suppose I can be pacified. For now."

"Everyone here is a freak. Why do I even put up with you lot."

*Secret has their ears folded back and a look of disgust on his face*

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Meow! okay secret keep being a loser who gets no bitches

"Nothing wrong with a little suggestiveness every once in a while. I am an adult after all."

(Affogato said with a small giggle as a servant prepared him a shallow glass of wine. It was a finer spirit from the Hollyberry Kingdom.)

"Relax a little, hun."

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[😼] - We love you, Secret 🫶 They're so funny and it's refreshing to always have a neutral opposing side!

[secretsleepybat]

"Please, if I ever want a piece of you, I'll be obtaining it with a knife. I simply am opposed to the idea of a bunch of random freaks roaming freely in these halls."

"I think I'm going to hide dead animals in the bedding of the people who try to flirt with you. I will not take criticism, or negotiation."

"Oh? What should I make of this gesture, Secret?"

(Affogato softly chuckled, fanning himself on his throne.)

"What's your issue with potential suitors, darling? You'll scare 'em all away. And let's be honest, everybody wants a piece of me."

(He said dramatically, standing up and draping himself against the wall.)

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[😼] - He's so cunty, I HAD to make him a hopeless romantic and a loser <3

Also, obviously we're going through a slow patch with the asks. So, feel free to spam and go crazy. I'm not really sure what other content you serve the fans of this account...Have a good one guys!

~Vee out <3

[secretsleepybat]

*Secret simply folded their ears back and made quick work of burying themself in pillows and blankets, taking off their glasses and switching back to echolocation.*

"Thank you, I suppose."

*Secret is staring at Affogato from the corner, jotting things down in a thick notebook. Their ears flicked to face the sound of his breaths.*

(Affogato softly sighed. It was another slow day at the castle. After all, the people of the kingdom have always been busy during summer days such as these. He looked at Secret with boredom.)

"Darling, I thought you slept during the day. It is 2pm after all, is it not?"

(The king said lazily in a soft voice, his eyes observing them for a few seconds before refocusing in front of him.)

[secretsleepybat]

"I don't sleep upside down, thank you. I meant resting atop it."

*They seemed mildly offended at this perfectly reasonable assumption*

"I suppose you may put me wherever you see fit, then. I don't particularly care."

*Secret is staring at Affogato from the corner, jotting things down in a thick notebook. Their ears flicked to face the sound of his breaths.*

(Affogato softly sighed. It was another slow day at the castle. After all, the people of the kingdom have always been busy during summer days such as these. He looked at Secret with boredom.)

"Darling, I thought you slept during the day. It is 2pm after all, is it not?"

(The king said lazily in a soft voice, his eyes observing them for a few seconds before refocusing in front of him.)

[secretsleepybat]

*Secret begrudgingly followed, relaxing his wings so they dragged across the floor again. They weren't that heavy, but holding them upright all night was a chore.*

"I assure you, I'm fine to sleep under a chair or up on the rafters."

*Secret is staring at Affogato from the corner, jotting things down in a thick notebook. Their ears flicked to face the sound of his breaths.*

(Affogato softly sighed. It was another slow day at the castle. After all, the people of the kingdom have always been busy during summer days such as these. He looked at Secret with boredom.)

"Darling, I thought you slept during the day. It is 2pm after all, is it not?"

(The king said lazily in a soft voice, his eyes observing them for a few seconds before refocusing in front of him.)

[secretsleepybat]

*They yawned and stepped back to curl against the wall, dramatically slumping over and folding their wings around themself.*

"No, I'll simply lie down and die"

*Secret is staring at Affogato from the corner, jotting things down in a thick notebook. Their ears flicked to face the sound of his breaths.*

(Affogato softly sighed. It was another slow day at the castle. After all, the people of the kingdom have always been busy during summer days such as these. He looked at Secret with boredom.)

"Darling, I thought you slept during the day. It is 2pm after all, is it not?"

(The king said lazily in a soft voice, his eyes observing them for a few seconds before refocusing in front of him.)

[secretsleepybat]

"Everyone is too loud, I've been awoken at least 5 times now? There's no good places to hide here."

*they dismissed their various instruments into a purple mist, before stepping into the light. They let their wings drag across the floor for a moment before they lifted them, flexing. The blue patterning shone with a soft light as they did.*

"You don't exactly have the best sleep schedule either, unless there's some other pile of silk and arrogance shambling through these halls at one in the morning."

*Secret is staring at Affogato from the corner, jotting things down in a thick notebook. Their ears flicked to face the sound of his breaths.*

(Affogato softly sighed. It was another slow day at the castle. After all, the people of the kingdom have always been busy during summer days such as these. He looked at Secret with boredom.)

"Darling, I thought you slept during the day. It is 2pm after all, is it not?"

(The king said lazily in a soft voice, his eyes observing them for a few seconds before refocusing in front of him.)