secundus-cinaedus
secundus-cinaedus
Wannabe Renaissance Man
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otium since litteris mors est --- Cinaedus --- A litany of absurd beliefs. CEO of Faggotry and Homophobia. Enlisted in the War On Autism on the side of Autism, Sargeant First Class. Operation Free Cascadia. Proud man of God. Absolute monarchist and proponent of theocracy and distributism. Protestants are cringe but you're still my brothers. Cynics and pessimists are weak minded fools. We must seek fulfillment in labour, knowledge in the works of the old masters, and peace in holy spaces and nature. The world should follow the example of the Balkans and fragment into micro-states based on cultural tradition and shared values. I love abusing substances. Economists, pedos, polyamorists, drag queens, and genderists will be shot on sight - list subject to updates. Man. Gay. I am completely mentally sound. No one ever seems to read this. Discord is cinaedus for the mutuals. Header: Antonio María de Reyna Manescau - A Venetian Canal
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secundus-cinaedus · 3 hours ago
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birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that
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secundus-cinaedus · 4 hours ago
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https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
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secundus-cinaedus · 8 hours ago
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Allied soldiers mocking Hitler (Balcony of the Reich Chancellery, 1945)
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secundus-cinaedus · 10 hours ago
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no one tells you that having a box of arugula and baby spinach in your fridge means you're like 4 minutes away from a dinner that is admittedly very low protein but very high balsamic vinaigrette
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secundus-cinaedus · 15 hours ago
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secundus-cinaedus · 15 hours ago
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'Leg in the air - Parthenon' (1986). Photograph by Edgard Alsteens.
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secundus-cinaedus · 15 hours ago
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Temorò, Ai þiŋk Ai wíl ònli spik laik ðís, ín mai síli lít'l nu-Iŋlíx raitiŋ sistem, tu enoí y'oll
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secundus-cinaedus · 15 hours ago
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fine. i'll get my fuckass license
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secundus-cinaedus · 16 hours ago
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fine. i'll get my fuckass license
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secundus-cinaedus · 17 hours ago
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Princess finds a bedraggled knight wandering just outside the castle walls with no heraldry and a wilted plume (a common sign of emotional neglect in knights) and begs the queen to let her keep him. The queen warns about the dangers of adopting wild knight errants but the princess promises to take good care of him and make sure to keep him away from their domesticated knights until he’s properly adjusted. Queen finally relents once she sees his rusted kit, broken sword, and the saddest brown eyes known to man. Princess claps her hands excitedly and drags him off to the apothecary to make sure he doesn’t have worms.
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secundus-cinaedus · 17 hours ago
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I do wonder how many critiques of capitalism can be boiled down to people still wanting their stuff quickly and cheaply and refusing to actual wait and pay proper money for stuff.
Like, I am really certain that we are the first and only TRULY lazy generation (generalizing here of course) in humanity's history.
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secundus-cinaedus · 17 hours ago
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the rise in hostility towards children in society is something that genuinely upsets me and it’s become more rampant in recent years. i open a comment section and it’s hundreds and hundreds of people saying such hateful stuff about kids, literal children with less life experiences than them. i don’t understand why it’s actually normalized to hate children and it upsets me very much
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secundus-cinaedus · 17 hours ago
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secundus-cinaedus · 17 hours ago
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secundus-cinaedus · 17 hours ago
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me to the community college: hey so since i got here late and can't even register for the classes i was gonna take can i just defer to the spring semester or unenroll and come back then
community college: *complete radio silence*
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secundus-cinaedus · 17 hours ago
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I don't think you have to be PC to find it obnoxious when people use needlessly inflammatory language
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