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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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CONGRATULATIONS TO BAD ROMANCE FOR WINNING THIS BRACKET!

check this space on JUNE 1ST for the start of the mitski bracket!

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Next years met gala theme is jeans and a nice top

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Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct

MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms

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🗣️📢 L O U D E R

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why do all champagnes come with a chastity cage

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slay

watching gaga copacabana. she’s so cool for running credits before the show

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Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

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watching gaga copacabana. she’s so cool for running credits before the show

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Dancin In Circles is one of LG's best songs and I'm tired of pretending that it isn't

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You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

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wheres that picture of like the performers at the bolshoi or somewhere reading about gagarin going into space during intermission while all still in costume

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This paints such a beautiful picture

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Literally

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Americans, famous for being pragmatic, selfless, willing to make do with less, exhibit restraint, and do portion control, plus eat simple and nutritious foods that may not be completely convenient.

Particularly Republicans.

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