seductivesiren

[seductivesiren]

Tell me about the moment your Muse realized they were in love with mine.

[seductivesiren]

Kierra visibly relaxed seeing her wife was just playing a little joke.

She hugged her tight and leaned down to pick her up and spin her a bit.

"Wow what a little shit thanks for stating the obvious wife!"

I know your seeeeecreeeet~ {{~sexy-souleater}}

“Ya dont know shit sorry.”

She gave a grin as she looked elsewhere hoping her little wife hadn’t found out about her hoard.

She’d been working hard to keep it a secret and was a little scared what punishment she I was in for when ever found out where all her favorite shiny ear rings had gone.

“Hope you have a back up plan for how to scare me because I dont have secrets.”

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I know your seeeeecreeeet~ {{~sexy-souleater}}

"Ya dont know shit sorry."She gave a grin as she looked elsewhere hoping her little wife hadn't found out about her hoard. She'd been working hard to keep it a secret and was a little scared what punishment she I was in for when ever found out where all her favorite shiny ear rings had gone. "Hope you have a back up plan for how to scare me because I dont have secrets."

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Send ▲ to pull my muse into your muse’s lap!

Send ▼ for my muse to sit in your muse’s lap of their own accord!

Feel free to add descriptions or context as you wish!

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SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES

V. 003: WRATH ─ SEND FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION!

[ text ] Jesus, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’re this fucking stupid.

[ text ] You actually thought you’d get away with that?

[ text ] I’m gonna make you regret this.

[ text ] Don’t ever fucking talk to me again. We’re over.

[ text ] I’m gonna kick your ass.

[ text ] Don’t lie to me. 

[ text ] You make me so mad sometimes.

[ text ] Fuck off. 

[ text ] If you talk to me like that again I swear I’m done. 

[ text ] Don’t be a crybaby.

[ text ] It’s funny you think I ever cared about you.

[ text ] Do you really think I give a shit?

[ text ] I never loved you.

[ text ] You’re an idiot.

[ text ] Literally nobody likes you.

[ drunk text ] ive neevr wanted to punch soemone ahs much as i want tuo punch ysou

[ drunk text ] no one even knows who oyu are lOL

[ drunk text ] oh my gold jusot shtu oup literally no one caers

[ drunk text ] you wpiss ame ogff so much nobt joking

[ drunk text ] do hyou really othink you matter mlmao

[ text – WRONG # ] What can I do to [ YOUR MUSE ] to make them really upset?

[ text – WRONG # ] I’m so mad at [ YOUR MUSE ]. I literally think I could end things right now. 

[ text – WRONG # ] I’m never talking to [ YOUR MUSE ] again.

[ text – WRONG # ] [ YOUR MUSE ] is the fucking worst. 

[ text – WRONG # ] Does anyone even care about [ YOUR MUSE ] ?

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Merperson Starters!

“Hey, can you hear me? You were unconscious down there!”

“It’s okay, I can breathe out of the water too.” 

“I actually really hate sand. It gets in my scales.” 

“Will you help me out of this net? I’m only entangling myself worse…” 

“Here, I brought you something! It’s a starfish. He’s cool, isn’t he?” 

“Ssh, I’ve got you. You’re not going to sink, okay? I won’t go too deep.” 

“You don’t have to be afraid of the water. I won’t let you drown, promise.” 

“You like my singing? Is that why you came way out here on that little boat?” 

“What? Sharks? We can outswim most sharks, except our children. But it’s still frightening to see one coming towards you.” 

“It’s beautiful. I’d want to show it to you, but…my family, they forbid us from interacting with humans. I’m breaking enough rules as it is.” 

“I’ve never seen this human creation before…what does it do?” 

“You want to touch my tail? No, I don’t mind.” 

“We had to hide from your kind for centuries.”

“Do mermaids live in an underwater city, or do you just move around the ocean? Like nomads?” 

“Do you keep sea creatures as companions?” 

“AH! What are you?!” 

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“things my group chat has actually said before” sentence starters!

yep, these are actual things me + my friends have said to each other. don’t ask, context isn’t needed ;)

send me a character, and i’ll write it!<3

“my superpower is actually sucking dick.”

“our friendship is really just about anal.”

“he could shove a log up my ass, lumberjack daddy to the max!”

*slurps frosty* “this is what good pussy sounds like”

“i’ll be his twinkie.”

“i seriously almost drop kicked your cat into the next dimension.”

“it’s gotten a lot worse, we’ve graduated to butt stuff.”

“it’s weird to see you have emotions that aren’t anger or horniness.”

“i was reading fanfiction during your graduation… i was sitting next to your grandpa.”

“she gets murdered in a second, have some goddamn respect!”

“what are you looking for today?” “pleasure.”

*with a straight face* “i don’t do cute, i do rough.” *laughs twenty seconds later*

“ugh, i was such a slut.” “still are” “FUCK YOU”

“the drugs for my surgery have fucked with me so bad that i tried to get off and i fell asleep halfway through”

“i trip on flat surfaces why the fuck do you think it’d be a good idea to take me roller skating”

“good news! after approximately 52 days, I finally got my period! thank god i’m not pregnant.”

“give me scars so i’ll always remember you guys”

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Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters

aka “I can feel my cheeks blushing from just thinking about what I want to say to you”

“I like the way your hand fits in mine.”

“You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”

“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

“You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”

“I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”

“This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”

“Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”

“You look really cute in that sweater.”

“Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”

“No, it’s fine.  I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”

“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”

“You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”

“God, you always make me blush so damn much.”

“I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”

“Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”

“First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

“Could you hold my hand?”

“You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”

“I really love holding you, darling.”

“That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”

“Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”

“Your lips are really warm.”

“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”

“No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”

“My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”

“Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”

“Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”

“You don’t need to leave so soon.”

“You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”

“Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”

“You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”

“You make me so happy.”

“Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?”

“You made these cupcakes for me?”

“I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”

“Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”

“I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”

“You make me feel so damn gushy.”

“How do you always manage to look so captivating?”

“Would you mind if I kissed you?”

“Are you sugar personified or something?”

“I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”

“You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”

“I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”

“Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”

“Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”

“I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”

“I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”

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