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There is a popular book series in Alola about a pair of Rockruff brothers who solve child friendly mysteries. It’s called “The Barky Boys”.

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hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

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that picture of the guy holding his cat under one arm and a sword in the other but it’s me protecting chikorita from the haters

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7/8/24 support me on: patreon | kofi | redbubble

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

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[ID: a digital drawing of a red fox prancing surrounded by dark green leaves. The border is green and blue with yellow. End ]

Red fox!

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My big bad winged hussar who tussles with Richter in ep2 of Castlevania: Nocturne!

Posting my model sheets so everyone can notice his pretty eyes

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freaky little scavenger

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happy old gnoll

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was delighted to see people enjoying the scavenger's design :'D

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laurie 😔

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🧪☘️ Sidequest into an isometric(ish) drawing!

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pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

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Seriously, though, what I love most about Pokémon is that the official explanation for why it’s okay that a bunch of children are running animal cage fights for money is because:

a. All living creatures in the Pokémon universe have a natural inclination to set up tournament brackets and engage in a series of staged one-on-one duels where nobody actually gets seriously hurt; and

b. Humans symbiotically contribute to this phenomenon by furnishing the infrastructure for Pokémon to organise themselves into stables and more effectively pursue martial glory.

Like, we are describing a universe where not only is a knowledge of and propensity toward the principles of professional wrestling genetically encoded in all beings, but humanity’s natural ecological niche is “wrestling promoter”.

It’s a beautiful thing.

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#412. In Pokémon Scarlet and Violet's "The Indigo Disk" DLC, the Terapagos the Player encounters towards the end is always male.

However, Terapagos actually has a 50:50 male to female ratio, but the only Terapagos the Player encounters in "The Indigo Disk" is programmed so that it will be male 100% of the time. (X)