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I have moved to a different blog

[Don't worry, it's not a viking invasion. It's someone else, everyone else is fine.]

Hit me up in messages for the new account if you want 💕

[seeminglyseph]

I have moved to a different blog

[Don't worry, it's not a viking invasion. It's someone else, everyone else is fine.]

Hit me up in messages for the new account if you want 💕

[seeminglyseph]

I have moved to a different blog

[Don't worry, it's not a viking invasion. It's someone else, everyone else is fine.]

Hit me up in messages for the new account if you want 💕

[seeminglyseph]

I have moved to a different blog

[Don't worry, it's not a viking invasion. It's someone else, everyone else is fine.]

Hit me up in messages for the new account if you want 💕

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Dads love having undiagnosed autism

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ghost gives konig a private lesson feat. soap as a very happy spectator.

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Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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"If the gods become mortal, there will inevitably be at least 20 random dudes claiming to be the mortal incarnation of the Dawnfather at any given time." Yes. And one of them will be Asmodeus.

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Simon Riley

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what would a drinking contest with the bois look like?

Unforgettable

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The deadly combo💀🧼

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no cuz like this! this one specific price!!!

LET ME TAKE A BITE OF THOSE ARMS!!!!

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“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

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Whenever an artist who makes dark content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so dark and nasty' and whenever an artist who makes wholesome content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so aggressively wholesome' and it's like you know I think maybe you can't tell whether or not someone is a predator based on their artistic output.

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I would like to think that Ghost & Gaz tried their best to get to Soap as quickly as possible

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