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/this blog is now officially archived.

/it’s not dead, for sure. it’s just been sitting here gathering dust, and due to wanting a fresh start, i haven’t been able to come back and be 100% comfortable here. i miss morty like hell, since xe was my first pokemon muse and all that.

/as for the state of malva’s blog...i don’t think she’ll be dying either, but i think i’m going to move her to a sideblog attached to my most active account, steelwingchampion.

/thank you all for everything! expect the new blog soon! <3

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/hey...guys. guys guys guys. anyone still up to read this one.

/should i move this blog? i kind of want to, but at the same time i’m like...remembering when i started out on here? i feel like i’ve grown a lot less sociable here, and it’s really hurt me as an rper-suddenly, i’m not getting the attention i was when i started, and i’m not easily able to start new threads.

/but at the same time, i miss morty, and i really want to pick xir up again! i really do! i just don’t know if i want to keep xir on this blog, due to a few negative memories associated with it. thoughts?

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Reblog and bold everything your muse has done!

broken a bone | gotten stitches | had a serious illness | had a near-death experience | killed someone | tried and failed to kill someone | invented something | been hungover | kissed someone | slow-danced | been in a long-term relationship | had sex | had sex and regretted it | had a one-night stand | had a threesome | experimented with their sexuality | had a kid | gotten married | gotten a divorce | self-harmed | traveled to another country | been in a play | received an inheritance | been in a car wreck | lost a loved one | been dumped | dumped someone | smoked | gotten high | been slipped something in their food/drink | won a contest | won an election | joined a sports team | gone skydiving | gone hunting | been in a band | had a job | been fired | been in a wedding party | owned a pet | seen a ghost | skipped class/work | learned an instrument | gotten a noticeable scar | sued someone | been robbed | been mugged | been kidnapped | been sexually assaulted | been brainwashed/hypnotized | gone more than one day without eating | had a recurring nightmare | been bullied | bullied someone | seen someone die | attempted suicide | been tied/chained up | shot someone | stabbed someone | saved someone’s life | cheated on someone | been cheated on | had a stalker | been betrayed | been in a fight | been arrested | been to a funeral | had surgery | broken someone’s trust | gotten a piercing | gotten a tattoo | | been tortured | been abused | been blackmailed | had an attempt on their life | gotten away with a crime | gone on a road trip | been in love

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important headcanons to consider:

can they use chopsticks

what do they do when they cant sleep

what would they impulse buy at the grocery store

what order do they wash things in the shower

what’s their coffee order

what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone

how do they act around children

what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on

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(i feel like morty would be a really good storyteller. i feel like xe’d love doing that, too. like, you catch morty in a storytelling mood, be ready for morty to keep you there for hours while xe makes every mundane detail sound like the most interesting thing in the world.)

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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme

❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞

❝ I preen for Satan. ❞

❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞

❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞

❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞

❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞

❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞

❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞

❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞

❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞

❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞

❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞

❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

❝ God can’t help you now. ❞

❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞

❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞

❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞

❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞

❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞

❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞

❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞

❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞

❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞

❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞

❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞

❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞

❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞

❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞

❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞

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(reminder: my morty had the gym leader position thrust on xir when xe was 17 and had no idea how to run things.)

(xe had a beast of a time getting used to the new schedule and lifestyle, and it was hell on xir. i wanna explore this.)

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By ヒラコ

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[ 死 ] “...”

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unovasgamblingelite:

The Elite smelled just a bit of alcohol on the other, frowning. “The alcohol in your system probably isn’t helping with that. Did you have a lot?” The Fire-Type on his lap had turned her attention to the new person now as her Trainer began and continued patting them, but promptly curled back up. She was full and tired, she didn’t mind. 

[ 死 ] “Mh...Mhmm.”

It’s all he can muster at this point. Regret stabs at him, again and again, creating yet another faint buzzing in the back of his mind. He can barely focus on the man he’s still leaning on, but...

He’s there. He has someone there with him. That’s all that matters to Morty.

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aquatic-ambition:

It was funny at first, but it became clear this wasn’t doofy-drunk. This was I-wanna-die-drunk and Melusine wasn’t about to leave the leader like that. One look at his face and she knew what to do.

“Okay. You need some water, buddy. Here, sit down.”

Melusine dragged the nearest chair over and presented a water bottle from her bag, opening it and practically shoving it in Morty’s face.

Morty’s response is very delayed, but eventually, he takes the bottle, though he’s something of a mess as he drinks, frequently spilling.

By the time he’s done for a moment, his entire front is soaked.

[ 死 ] “Th...thanks...”

It’d all been fun, and then...Sweet Arceus, he's tired after watching everything happen. So much so that he wants to fall asleep then, but for some reason, his eyes won’t close. The world is barely there for him, and all he needs is sleep...

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unovasgamblingelite:

Grimsley’s head turns quickly at the contact, his Litten safely on his lap while covered in Oran Berry juice. He had a look of concern, gently…patting Morty. “You okay there? You’re flushed.”

Morty...forces himself up at the touch. It’s comforting in such a time, and he supposes that’s what he needed more than anything. Everything seems...dull. Numb.

He barely mumbles out a reply.

[ 死 ] “’M...’m not...”

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aquatic-ambition:

“A-Are you okay??”

She flinched at the sudden nudge, utterly astonished when she saw who it was. Quickly downing the rest of the champagne in her glass to free both of her hands, she tried to keep him upright. Poor thing looked ready to pass out at any moment.

Morty looks up at the stranger, looking like he just lost a few years from his lifespan. He barely acknowledges her at all, save for a soft groan and what seems to be...

It’s hard to tell, but he’s trying to shake his head. No, he’s not okay, he hasn’t been okay since the ball started to come apart like it did. He’s overcome with stress, even after all the wine. At least the drinks had been good...

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/morty’s gonna have the worst hangover of xir life tomorrow

/at least xe enjoyed the last two events and now xe’s just...a mess and the hangover won’t be worth it at all

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He kinda...leans onto the nearest person’s shoulder, his face a vibrant red, and lets out a soft whimper.

Stress has finally taken hold of Morty, and he’s bringing somebody down with him.

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[ 死 ] “...”

[ 死 ] “...Hic!”

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[ 死 ] “I think...leaving sounds good right now. Yeah. Gengar, do you still have your Gengarite? Yeah, you do. We should be fine if we just try to sneak out...”