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school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river
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the “wake me up when september ends” jokes are coming. build your bunkers. assemble your arsenal. prepare yourselves
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my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
no
instead
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
victory
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i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
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Honey Boo Boo and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you have to pick with these people other than the fact that you find them slightly abrasive
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This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch.
Fuck the system.
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Imagine Cas becoming human and Dean trying to get him into classic rock. But somehow Cas gets introduced to dubstep. And it’s suddenly all he wants to listen to.
Imagine Dean’s face.
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Never seen anything more more relatable in my life...
ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you
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ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you
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”You can smirk and joke and lie to your brother, lie to yourself, but not to me. I can see how broken you are, how defeated, you can’t win, you know it, but you keep fighting, just keep going through the motions. You’re not hungry, Dean, ‘cause inside you’re already dead.”- Famine
Jensen crying makes me cry because in a reality it's like watching someone kick a puppy
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oh my god, that was really violent
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misha is wearing a fucking sock monkey tie and it even has little ears on it

i feel like my life is over, this is the most cutest fucking thing forever
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