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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
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Don’t you know your Sam? :(
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the way that the three hunters staying side by side the WHOLE journey, from rivendell through moria then from amon hen to rohan and more, to then face the black gates together at the end of it all, just has my heart in such a tight fucking grip
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dear eru please take my devices away
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me when i think about how thorin was the most affectionate towards bilbo when he was under the goldsickness. the greed disease made him greedy and it was the only time he let himself not only want him but actively show his love when before? thorin would never. because he knew bilbo had a life to go back to, because he knew that most wouldn’t be supportive/understanding of their relationship, because he knew he couldn’t keep him
but thorin was being greedy.
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Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny
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culture shock
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Hi pals, I made some Lord of the Rings holiday cards and want to share! 💙 Feel free to use them!
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Dísember
Starting December 1st we will be holding a month long celebration for Dís- because she's worth it.
Below are 31 prompts for Dísember. Feel free free use whatever media you love to create something for/about Dís! Alternate universes, x reader, crossover, etc friendly.
Rules.
Have fun! Be kind!
No pressure to do all 31. Do them out of order. Post out of order. Use connecting ideas from the prompts! Go crazy and create!
No incest/abuse/non con.
No background Dís! Foreground Dís Content Only. Content should focus on Dís herself.
Tag: #dísember Use tag so we can support you and celebrate Dís!
1. Raven
2. Warrior
3. Last
4.fire/hearth
5.spirit
6.instrument(music, tool, person)
7. Child of Thráin II
8. Siblings (not Fíli and Kíli)
9. Legacy of Thrór
10. Kingdom
11. Silver
12.adventure
13. AU
14.courage
15. Laughter
16. Mourning
17.drink
18. Food
19. Forest
20. Snow
21. Builder
22.gift
23.winter festival
24.magic
25. Love (familial)
26. Love (romantic)
27.friend
28.dreams/nightmares
29. Childhood
30.legend
31. Memory
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I was thinking about Aragorn’s stupidly long legs again and I think it should be canon that he regularly smacks his forehead into low door frames and stuff. Just somwhere in Minas Tirith there’s a loud thunk followed by a long string of Sindarin swearwords and Arwen is like “ah yes, here he comes, the King of Gondor and Arnor, the love of my life.”
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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.
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I feel like Bilbo would teach the elves of Rivendell the concept of a mathom with the express purpose of oh so politely asking them over dinner how were the Silmarils not a mathom
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I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment
(Some more clips)
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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