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*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*
*Phone rings, i go to answer it*
Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*
Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!
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you can do it, magikarp!
[art by me - neonscrapyard]
instagram || etsy
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please never stop talking passionately about the things you love
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No i havent outgrown it because i had great taste at 7 years old
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you think you're asking for too much until you find someone who does it all naturally
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Opinion on orcs?
indifference but everyone seems to draw them with fat uncut hogs so i have to thank them for their service
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