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*ice t law and order voice* big wave of kids ordering vintage sealed tubs of nickelodeon gak off ebay and kneading it with heroin and eating it, kids call it FunnyJunk

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Black-headed gull By: Unknown photographer From: Wildlife Fact-File 1990s

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here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

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家主があさから　なっとうまきを作ってるですので

オレはくろいパリパリを わけわけしてもらうです

My landlady cook? Natto-maki this morning, so I enjoy nori that she shared

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when a post turns a decade old the text should start fading away

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As Masonic guest , I enjoyed the atmosphere of ceremony !

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Piotr Turek - Wibracje III, 2014

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Who had “English government enacts Haito Edict” on their 2024 bingo?

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