Maverick at 2 AM: You think the wind is ever tryna to tell us something and we don't know how to hear it anymore?
Slider, regretting letting Mav stay over the night with Ice: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.
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Iceman: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Maverick: Sure!
Maverick: What’s your favorite color?
Iceman, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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for my beloved @boasamishipper
Bonus:
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Item: big jar of serotonin
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Just posting this out of context for no reason
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Blitzø would be SO proud of him for this
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"We need more morally grey characters in complicated morally grey situations" Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THEM
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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*
Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-
*Penelope RUNS out of the room*
Hotch: GARCIA?
Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!
Hotch: it’s just a drill-
Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???
*Emily throws herself through the glass window*
Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?
Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-
*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*
Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”
Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?
*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*
Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.
*JJ arrives late*
JJ: hey, what’d i miss?
Rossi: annual fire drill.
JJ: ah.
JJ: ooh.
Rossi: yeah.
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Reid: Want to come over and watch an episode?
Morgan: An episode of what?
Reid: Me
Reid: I’ll be having the episode
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Emily: Reid? why are you on the floor?
Reid, murmurs into the floor: i can’t see or hear my problems from here.
Emily: i… well, shit. make room for me.
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Hotch: look at this team, we have everything. We have lesbians *points to Tara and Emily*, we have bisexuals *points to Spencer and JJ*, we have a guy who thinks he's straight *points to Alvez* we have a magical creature *points to Penelope*, we have trauma *points to a giant mirror*, and we have a tiny italian man *points to Rossi*
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