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Hebe please turn hades tiny while you're at it🙏🏻🙏🏻 (they're so adorable!!!)

Heracles : HEBE. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TURNING INTO A CHILD ????💥

Hebe : not to do it... ;-; *turns back to be a woman* im sowyy

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This might be a silly request but do you remember the ask you did a while back about bicep-appreciating Nymph!Reader? I was wondering if you'd do another one where she er....appreciates Leonidas and/or Raiden's? (she didn't realise humans were so hot, damn--)

Leonadis x (nymph) reader

Zeus, Poseidon and Hades

Warnings: 18+, NUDITY. No minors 🔞

A/N: It’s time!!!! For some Leo appreciation!!! LFG!! Also, I took the idea from Helen of Troy when she supposedly saved her life. (I’m trying Not to spoil it hehe)

Like, what does a nymph have to do to get some action around here?

Walking around Valhalla was boring regardless of the ragnarok happening, more so when you are nymph.

Of course, there was Apollo’s invitation for joining him in the bath house. But (Name) had been there, done that. Plus, being crowded with all those fangirls of his she barely got a chance to admire his physique.

So, pass on that.

Maybe, something interesting would happen if she went to the bath house.

Taking off her clothes and relaxing in the bath house wasn’t so bad.

“Hey! This is the man’s side of the bath house.”

A deep thunderous voice shook (Name) from her relaxation as she saw a tall, muscular man with scars running across his body, with a distinct long one running along the right side of his face, silver hair with a gruff beard similar to a goatee.

Who was this love god.

Never had she seen a body like his.

“Sorry, but this a universal bath house. Everyone bathes together. Didn’t anyone tell you?”

“Huh? No way, this is the man’s side of the bath.”

“Noo, this is a universal bath house. See?”

The tall man looked to where the woman was pointing and sure enough there was sign hanging up saying this was a universal bath house with Zeus’s smile-a sign of approval.

“I’ll be damn. Well, my bad. Enjoy your bath-“

“Now, wait just a minute! Why don’t you join me? The water’s nice over here and I can massage your muscles. It looks like you need a good massage.”

Thinking for a second the tall and muscular wasn’t too sure but with a loud “What the hell.” He took off his clothes and joined the woman who quickly grabbed his arm admiring his bicep-the left one for now.

“So, what’s your name?”

“My name? You don’t know who I am?”

“…No. that’s why I asked.”

If it wasn’t for the fact that this man had one of the most amazing bodies she had ever seen, (Name) would have left.

Like who did he think he was?

“ I’m Leonadis, king of Sparta.”

Oh, okay.

He has a reason to be prideful.

Of course, the nymph heard of the King of Sparta.

“What’s royalty like yourself doing here?”

In a kindly dreamy sigh, the nymph asked the man a question while laying her cheek on his bicep while making a circle with her index finger on his forearm.

Thinking to herself, this man had a body better than any god, and she would know.

Leonadis knew what was going on, and he had to admit he was enjoying himself.

“Well, right now I’m just relaxing. What’s your name?”

Happily telling the king of Sparta her and who she was the two began to talk and talk, just simply enjoying each other’s company. Leonidas finding out she was a nymph didn’t phase him, he just thought she was a regular person.

Perhaps, a little …Excited.

But not a bad person or anything.

Okay, he took it back.

The king of Sparta, was currently trying to read a book but his other arm was preoccupied with a familiar nymph who refused to let go of his arm.

Well, at least she would feed him and get him his wine of course. So, she was in the green again.

But, the nymph had a strong hold of his arm.

Hagis, didn’t seem to mind the newfound addition but he was curious.

“She just likes my arms, no big deal.”

Leonadis said calmly, Hagis found this whole scenario odd.

“But, what are you going to do when the fighting starts? She can’t come into battle with you.”

“Well, duh. You’ll take care of her.”

Hagis and (Name) both gasped in shock much to Leonadis’ confusion. Like, of course this would happen. Hagis didn’t seem to mind too much, but (Name) had some questions.

“Are you sure it’s okay to leave me with him? What if he falls off a cliff or something.”

“..What?!”

Hagis exclaimed both angry and confused.

“Nonsense, Hagis is a well trained soldier and wouldn’t die from such a thing.”

Leonadis chuckled a bit at the random scenario but Hagis found it almost disrespectful.

“Well, if you say so. But he doesn’t look too strong to me.”

“Okay then, let’s fight.”

Hagis wanted to prove his worth, Leonadis wanted to see what happen.

Fighting a nymph.

That’s madness.

“Okay then, but I warn you…I’m stronger than I look.”

The Spartan men clanged their swords with shields ready to see the fight, Leonidas hit the jackpot. Leonadis not only had his arm freed but he got to see a fight.

As soon, the Spartan soldier gave the okay to fight Hagis quickly lunged for the nymph, but he wasn’t prepared.

No one was.

The beautiful nymph disrobed and revealed her naked body in all her glory with a confident smirk on her face.

The Spartan soldiers were in awe with their faces red, their tongues out like dog in heat, Leonadis was so stunned his cigar had fallen out his mouth-Yes, he did see her in the bath house naked but the steam and water shielded her-Hagis had a nosebleed and laid on the ground in shock and surprise.

(Name) had a killer body.

“So, do I win?”

“Hell Yeah! Get over here!”

Leonadis carried his beloved, victorious nymph in his arms and kissed her making her squeal in joy. Getting carried by those bulky and strong arms and getting kisses from her hunky man….

Heaven.

Now that, was some action.

💋 Rukia-Writes💋

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I knew Leo was huge but I didn’t think he was humongous 😭

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It's Leonidas appreciation hours for his MASSIVE shirt HOLDING ALL OF THAT BAKERY'S GOODS

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This is a Record Of Ragnarok post that does include spoilers for Round 9.

If you are NOT at Round 9 or haven't finished Round 9, read at your own risk

(Also slight 15+ themes)

Leonidas sir... HOLY-

Sir, those titties look very heavy- mind, mind if I hold them?

Leonidas is the sort of character I'm going to simp for in the most down bad ways, but also view in high platonic levels too

Like, why does he seem like he'd be an awesome dad? Like AAAA

I want to strangle Apollo for winning that match

Leo should've won

My man should have won

Also, who designed him because DAYUM

I wanna hold those man titties and squish em 😍

I'm normal about Leo, I swear

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SENSEI REALLY TO SERVE US WITH NEW BOBA MEN 😍😍😍😍

Everyone, let's thank Allah and Ajichika-sensei.

If he likes cats, I can meow.

But if he likes dogs instead, I can bark too.

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OH YES HE’S HOT–

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Persephone with cuteness agression.

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Feng's, Shen's and Mei's moments

Just me getting my fave family moments of the Untruth arc in one place

Meal time

2. Big brother is a bad liar

3. "Well, at least that's what that woman who saddled me with you and never pays child support says"

4. I don't even have a caption for it

5. Nap time with the rascals!

6. Feng totally not worried about Shen's safety at all

7. You know what? Go back to four, because Feng PROTECTED them!

"Fine, I"ll let go" XD

8. Feng angst

9. Get loved, you dummy!

10. My dumb son

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honestly this is an absurdly hilarious panel from every angle

obviously feng is obsessed with becoming the strongest so he will go to whatever lengths he has to even if they are frankly ridiculous but also feng is literally calling fuuko a deadbeat who walked out on him while he cooked and cleaned and raised the kids its so fucking funny

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Heartbreaking concept: Penelope thinking up the challenge years in advance once it becomes clear the suitors won't leave without a marriage, specifically thinking of something Odysseus can do, with the axes, sitting at the end with the assurance that she will die if they succeed, and having Telemachus trained to use his father's bow specifically from a young age. Initially she doesn't say anything about her true intentions but one he reaches like 15, she explains that if she ever issues the challenge then she expects him to complete the challenge, including killing her, and taking up the throne

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Well, fuck my idea I guess (the whole point of the Au was göll not knowing about sigfried and being manipulated by odin using this, and now she know's) + (The Arche is apparently actually a concept and not a primordial god)

*the three primordial gods speaking with the bodies of their "avatars"*

beelzebub (satan): You two really are idiots for choosing those bodies.

hajun: first of all, the idiot you use as a body was the one who put me here, second, at least I don't have the body of a little girl or a depressed man demon

göll (arche): oh fuck you

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: - :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: - :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: - :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

To explain this a little, I saw a theory that Satan and Hajun were primordial gods and I decided to believe that it is real, and for Göll I have a theory that to revive the "arche" Odin needs a body (as in the case of Hajun or beelzebub) and that is going to be göll who is going to agree to help him after learning about brunhilde's reason for doing ragnarok

It's a stupid theory, but it's just my imagination. (´︶ˋ)

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Man, I love him so much I'm genuinely DESPERATE for content of him, I'm starting to think of doing it myself 😭

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO DAMN HOT

JUST LOOK AT THAT BACK. MY. GOD.

HE REMINDS SO MUCH OF LEONIDAS IT HURTS 😭

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Just call me a garden because Vander can plow me and plant his seeds in me any time.

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yall ever consider how fucking Big vander’s hands are….

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Grown ass man and looking at me like that. “Hound of the underground” might as well call him Puppy from Kentucky

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Honestly, just scrolling through TikTok, saw the template and thought “what the hell” 😂