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mfers will say "im against book banning in schools and libraries!" and then turn around and say ao3 needs to be censored

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Don’t….. fuckin power wash your roof. Don’t let anyone power wash your roof.

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what pushed me left was that, especially after finding out I was more disabled than I thought and I was holding everything together with spit and a prayer (and a whole lot of arrogance, lbr) until I couldn't anymore, I could no longer reconcile the idea that money could ever mean more than people.

but now what I'm encountering is a leftism that doesn't seem to care about people so much as this very broad (and double-standard-ridden) idea of perfect "justice" that bristles at the idea of making steps in that direction, no, it has to be ALL and RIGHT THE FUCK NOW or not at all, you sound like a bunch of three year olds

you can't claim to be a prison abolitionist and then call everyone around you a sociopath for not locking themselves in their rooms and depriving themselves of everything they love and living some perfectly anhedonic lifestyle Until The World Is Perfectly Just, you just can't

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reblog and put in the tags the first queer pairing you remember consciously shipping

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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.

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this is such bullshit I hate psychiatrists how could they speculate and wax roast-comedic about my entire personality and cognitive processes while completely missing the fact that my brain is constantly playing Worry Whack-A-Mole and how, when I really look back at my life, this has posed way more of a problem than literally any of the things they chose to harp on???? and they missed it because I'm MESSY?!?!?!?!?!

what do you mean it's "not normal" when you're fueling your car and you refuse to let the money amount stop at anything that's not a multiple of 5

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what do you mean it's "not normal" when you're fueling your car and you refuse to let the money amount stop at anything that's not a multiple of 5

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A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

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I once chatted with a guy from Hawaii, we started talking about languages. I mentioned that while I've heard very little of it and hardly seen more of it written down, the Hawaiian language seems to have extremely similar balance of vocals and consonants as Finnish does, so it's actually pretty likely that there are some words that exist in both languages, but mean one thing in Hawaiian and a completely differen thing in Finnish - much like in Japanese.

He didn't find it plausible, so we agreed to disagree. Later on he mentioned that his name is [firstname] Kalani Kanaele, and when I told him what that translates to in Finnish, I had to spend like 20 more minutes trying to convince him that I'm actually not fucking with him.

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eXCUSE ME???????????????????????

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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget

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i did too much Mountain Stuff today, now everything hurts

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