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another sister?! how many is this now!?

Existing sister actually.

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My sisters want to make them bigger, if anything...

what if you got tomboy top surgery. more range of motion + similar number of sensitive points 🔥

I have a lot of doubts about the second point, and a sarashi (or even just a sports bra) seems like a much more aesthetic solution anyway. I just forget to wear that sometimes and end up breasting boobily throughout my exercise as a result. It's fucked up and evil and makes my sisters lustful.

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what if you got tomboy top surgery. more range of motion + similar number of sensitive points 🔥

I have a lot of doubts about the second point, and a sarashi (or even just a sports bra) seems like a much more aesthetic solution anyway. I just forget to wear that sometimes and end up breasting boobily throughout my exercise as a result. It's fucked up and evil and makes my sisters lustful.

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Oh, to be clear I'm not even talking about the animation or manga industry here (that's a whole other thing). What I had in mind was still images and doujins like you find on booru sites and exhentai. The type of thing a single pervert does independently.

So like, it's obvious to me reading the comments on my post that anti-porn people are largely like, afraid of porn. Like the concept of a sex video is really spooky to them. They're not making thoughtful critiques of the porn industry, which is genuinely a really fucked up industry, they're mostly just spooked by the concept of a sex video and what it could Do To You If You See It.

I said this in another post, but it's like, the difference between "a ton of coffee is produced using slave labor" (valid, important criticism of the coffee industry) and "coffee turns people into raving coffee addicts who forget how to interact with anyone because they're so obsessed with their coffee" (objectively not true, insane viewpoint).

It's literally just sex videos. They really cannot hurt you.

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.

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Heavy is the chest that wears the tits

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I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

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by 中曽根ハイジ@6/18より連載再開@nakasone_haiji

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Being an RPG nerd turns you into a MILF?!

Why does this RPG feedback survey make progression systems sound all motherly or something?

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Why does this RPG feedback survey make progression systems sound all motherly or something?

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Parents (when their child is young): "I know everything. You must obey my every command. The tiniest amount of doubt toward me is considered so disrespectful that I'm justified in hitting you for it.

Parents (when their child is grown): "Please forgive me. I'm only human. There's a lot I didn't know. I tried my best."

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I've been watching a lot of youtube videos about cops being caught on film committing crimes.

It's fucking weird to me that so many people, in the prosecutors office, on the police force, and on juries feel that cops should be held to lower standards than the civilians they have authority over.

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Also the other thing I learned from watching all these videos of cops committing crimes is that a worrying number of people become cops because they want to be obeyed immediately and being a cop allows them to hit, tase, or shoot people who disobey.

Lotta videos of cops doing welfare checks and then hitting the person whose welfare they're supposed to be protecting.

And way more videos of "If you don't do what I say right now I will assault you."

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Look I just think if Executor gets to put on his fursuit for an ult that heals him and gives him a new moveset, and STILL gets a super attack capable of stance breaking (and popping Libra's bubble) by holding L2/Left trigger, Duchess should also get one.

"But she already has the best passive and the best skill in the game that's why her stat spread and ult have to suck" Wrong. She should get to dramatically remove her mask and reveal her Mystic Eyes of Death Perception: Seventeen Dissection attack where each of the 17 hits rolls a 7% chance to instantly stance break the target for a free crit

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Did You Know: This rat has killed a decent number of people?

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Detect evil but it becomes increasingly clear that whoever calibrated it had some really weird moral stances.