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i was curious so i looked up what story alana was reading to abigail and it's about a inmate who escapes a prison and ends up killing an entire family. she was reading that to a teenage girl who just narrowly escaped being killed by her serial killer father. anyway i never want to hear about how normal and well adjusted alana is ever again

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

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this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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Oh, look, it's Odysseus.

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out: Cassandra of Troy speaking in mysterious metaphors and oracle verse

in: Cassandra of Troy talking like uncle Colm from Derry girls so she’s so boring that nobody takes anything in

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Update: I have since finished watching Hannibal and started reading Silence of the Lambs. I now would like to hit Chilton even more, and I think it's a damn shame Clarice doesn't get to

Having watched Silence of The Lambs and being halfway through Hannibal, I've decided there isn't a version of Dr Frederick Chilton I wouldn't want to backhand

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i apologize to everyone who knows me because I will never even resemble a normal human being after this (anakin skywalker saying “hello snips” in live action)

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TRILLA SUDURI IN JEDI: FALLEN ORDER

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STAR WARS APPRECIATION WEEK: Day 10: Underrated character ↳ THE SECOND SISTER

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if jedi: fallen order really wants me to be able to fight inquisitors effectively, then they need to stop making the second sister look so hot every time she tries to murder cal

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Hannibal S3 Alana Bloom had every right to be the smuggest woman on the planet. Like, imagine your boyfriend turns out to be a serial killer who manipulates and tries to murder you. Flash forward three years and you've got the job, got the mansion, got the money, got the girl... and he's got a life sentence

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no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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Alana Bloom in Hannibal Season 3 Episode 8 “The Great Red Dragon”