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its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

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at a 4 year old's birthday party right now and he's wearing a shirt that says BRUH IM 4

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NO

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BEENADO??!?

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG 500 BEES 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

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Secret Lives of Mormon Wives I have some takes. Whitney is a classic narcissist, loves to play the victim, manipulates and gaslights her 'friends' and cries whenever she's confronted with her shitty, emotionally abusive behaviour. Taylor has made some odd choices for someone raised within that religion but I feel like she's genuinely just a very lost person who seeks comfort from the wrong people. Demi seems like the most emotionally aware and astute woman in the group and she didn't deserve to get vilified for her sex life with a giant box of cereal (iykyk) that was weird and distasteful. Layla is very young and sweet, I'd like to hear more from her about her place in the church as a Black woman. Jen deserves a better husband. Mayci is a girl's girl, I like her energy but I feel like she's a bit of a people pleaser. Mikayla (sp?) is clearly very unwell, I don't know what she's doing on this show. And Jessi is clearly just there to plug her hair styling business, I respect that.

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whitney is insufferable

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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what are rats doing so many small sniffs for. just do one big one and move on girl

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RIP to the suspects and witnesses of Bones TV. You get dragged into an interrogation room by an FBI agent and a nerd in a lab coat who you’re pretty sure has no police authority at all. A whimsical soul loosely associated with the case tells you to follow your heart. A guy walks in who you’re pretty sure is richer than Elon Musk and tells you he’s a fan of the species of moth he found in your closet. The FBI agent and the nerd from before use your parental trauma to work out some sort of interpersonal problem they have and then procede to have eye sex with you still in the room

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snoopy of the day

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"there's a steam sale on at the moment" oh no kidding dude. that'll be perfect for your choo choo train.

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my dear silly firefighters 🚨

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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

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BONES - 2.09, ‘Aliens in a Spaceship’

It was all of us. Every. Single. One. You take one of us away, and you and Hodgins are in that hole forever. And I’m thankful for that.

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unfortunately i have whatever the opposite of charisma is