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it’s actually very funny to me that langdon and robby are both the hardest on the residents that are most like them.

langdon has whole scenes cherry picking cases, fighting with garcia and princess, and complains about those very same traits in santos to robby episodes later saying thats why she doesn’t have what it takes to make it in the pitt.

robby constantly criticizes mohan for spending too much time with her patients, meanwhile he spends 2-3 episodes with the same two patients and orders a bunch of unnecessary tests for a patient he knew was dead just to give some small kindness to the parents.

like the self loathing alarm bell is soooo loud how do neither of them hear it???

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twins

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no shade but i can tell your trinkets and knick-knacks werent even collected organically over time bro 😂😂

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people acting so surprised about there being ships for the pitt because “it was only one day!!!” when it’s as simple as this tweet

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THATS LITERALLY HER YOUNGER BROTHER YALL

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love katherine lanasa talking about the punch as something that stripped Dana of her dignity because it was not a patient in distress, it was a man who had it out for her (as a healthcare employee that he perceived to have lousy ethics and priorities and as a woman). love that she talks of Dana’s desire to walk away as something that is influenced by the example she wants to set out for her daughters (and granddaughter), the question of how you can explain to these women you’re raising that you’re going back to work in a place where you are abused. Considering not simply her shame in being stripped of dignity but her concern about what kind of ideas her daughters might get from her adds a nice layer to Dana’s reaction I think, especially when considering Dana’s line about her youngest still worrying her sick.

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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no i actually can’t stop thinking about how work song was such an insane song choice for the bobby Real Actual Death scene. my good friend hozier insists that no grave can hold his body down because he will crawl home to his love no matter what. and bobby is like that’s a good point hozier but the grave actually has a certain je ne sais quoi

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

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POV: you’re a rat in the Pitt about to die

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trinity santos managed to attract every hot woman in the er, uncover a drug diversion scheme, infiltrate princess and perlah's chismis operation, perform a successful reboa that all the senior residents and attendings are now gossiping about, and put a roof over a homeless sopping wet kitten's head, all on her first day on the job

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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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everyone BE QUIET. big sister jee

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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Buddie + Fist Bumps in S8 9-1-1