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Damn man, I know it's 2 posts in a row, but Brothers Grimm fairy tales are REALLY different as an adult... they really slipped this past us as kids and I never noticed "Old Hildebrand

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The Brothers Grimm's barely disguised fetish

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Lmao sorry there's something with me today I keep laughing at the dumbest shit

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How about 5 Guys boogers and cries and they're all in the back sobbing?

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Holy fuck I'm finally free, I've been replaying FF10 and getting celestial weapon sigils (iykyk) and got all of them except Wakka's (but I can do that in my sleep cause I love blitzball) the chocobo race was obviously as frustrating as always but let me tell you, idk if it's my controller or the game version, but when you have what feels like a movement dead zone or something where turning makes you stop in your tracks, the butterfly catching becomes literally almost impossible, don't get me started on accidentally running off the screen which resets it if you do get them all too, that happened early and felt worse and worse as I kept being just short of it.. I'm mainly posting this because every video on butterfly catching says the same thing "it gives you plenty of time and you can even run into a red one and still get it" no the fuck you can't lol not if your movement is fucking up and you can't turn without stopping

But I'm free now, thank god.. I like to do story runs every now and then but this was the first time in awhile that I went for every celestial weapon and the third time I've done it in total (also lightning dodges are easy you just have to look up the spot on the map that consistently has lightning, then it's just slowly counting to 200 as you walk back and forth to the spot)

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It's so funny what you remember from childhood, like I was poor and had this atlas encyclopedia type book about animals and still remember Thorny Devil lizards, and these things, Tuataras.. and just remember going damn they live so long

I almost forgot the name but remembered it after all these years lol underrated lizard

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"Al Gore didn't actually invent the internet" yeah ok it's just a coincidence that it's called an Al Gore-rhythm then

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Honestly whoever's making these shirts has got me 100% targeted I would definitely wear these lol I keep seeing ads for them pop up and it's so specific lol

It feels like those old mini ninjas that were in quarter machines as a kid like I want to collect these and make stories with them lol

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What about, Frank O Chien and it's a dog that speaks French?

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In the future with the growing trend in cybernetics, pedestrians will be the agressor in car crashes... and cars the victims

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*plays instruments with a ball gag in so you can't see the horrendous things I do with my mouth and jaw when I'm totally focused*

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I'm fighting the heat by finding songs and tonight's vibes are... actually looking at the lyrics translated this one is wild lol

Like look at this

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Ever since I grew up watching Æon Flux as a kid (the show, we don't talk about the hollywood butchering here lol) I've had impossible standards of fashion and human form imprinted on me by Peter Chung, but can a brainslop like me put on a black tank top and side part and be good enough for a stepsister like you?

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I like and abhor all of these in equal measure, maybe you could as well? *smiles*

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I finally gave it a chance and loved the first song I knew from him so tonight the vibes are Jim E. Brown lol

This song is "I'm Naked In My Room Huffing Nitrous Balloons"

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Ohh sorry sweetie, I've already pictured you in my head as the level 3 baby and myself as the level 84 grandma (not the level 92, why? Because there's always room for improvement) better luck next time

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Every time this gets a note I remember I haven't made a dedicated Children of the Sea post yet and it's a shame cause I've seen the movie and read the manga.. I will eventually make one but for now I'll add on to the Anglade love, oh my autistic crush (although everyone in the series can be described that way lol)

Woof

Reading Children of The Sea (it's great if you like the sea and marine biology check it out) and I can't get over how beautiful they made this mfer

Anglade is like that "how I look with he/him in my bio" Mana meme, daaamn