selfmadecowboy

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How it started

How it's going

[Top to bottom: Gotham City Sirens (2009) #15, Poison Ivy (2022) #9]

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

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common spiny flower mantis, as an apology for the hiatus🌷

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Y'know when you're doing a quick painting study and get all swept up in the moment 😅 I didn't know this would turn out so hyper-realistic, I'm suddenly nervous about AI accusations for the first time in my art journey (fuck AI, to be clear)

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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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Bettie Page / Guide for Strip-Teasers.

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shout out to puss moths because you hear that name and you think 'well surely it can't get better than that' and then turns out they look like THIS

and you're like 'HOHOHO it can't get better than THAT' and then you look at the caterpillar and

and then you think 'that's it' but NOPE

THESE THINGS CAN SPRAY METHANOIC ACID AT YOU. GET PUSSIED

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To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out Nov 7th and is available to pre-order here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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“Day Off” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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“Range Life” by Jordan Bolton

Order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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“Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car” - Jordan Bolton

Order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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“Fireworks” by Jordan Bolton

Order my new book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky