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[selfproclaimedpartygod]

still 😌🔪

everyone i am going to cry thank you for listening to my psa

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who do I have to knife 👀🔪

everyone i am going to cry thank you for listening to my psa

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queen,,,

the mood for tonight is eating a slice of pie from the pie tin because it’s the last one there and nobody is stopping you ✌️😚✌️

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me: are there any spirits here?

ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

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the height of luxury is having a facemask,wearing fuzzy batman pajamas,and eating grapes.

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oh shit u can make me immortal?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@thecomedycentral

@ bugs

u have no morals

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if you’re going out I’m going out with you bitch we’re a package deal and there’s nothing you can do about it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I’m going to die for you first

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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olisbos

please do not bring back di(ld)o

[selfproclaimedpartygod]

sweet and pure asks

🐰- do you believe in soul mates?

💌- diary or journal?

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most?

💕- are you crushing on someone?

💋- kissing in the dark or kissing in the rain?

🐝- describe your aesthetic in emojis

🍼- what is your favorite memory?

🌸- what is your favorite flower?

💖- have you ever been in love?

🍰- strawberry or vanilla?

🍯- describe your favorite smell

🎂- if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

🍪- cookie dough or cookies?

☕- coffee or tea?

🍃- would you rather live in a sea with mermaids or a forest with fairies?

🍂- what’s your middle name?

💫- what is your sun, moon, and rising sign?

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days?

🍭- how tall are you?

💒- which show would you want to live in?

🎄- what is your favorite holiday?

🍦- what scented candle is your favorite?

🎶- favorite song right now?

💘- 3 ways to win your heart?

🍩- current mood?

❄️- what is your favorite season?

💍- your current relationship status?

📷- a photo of yourself

💅🏻- do you like being spoiled?

🕊️- 3 habits you have?

🦄- how do you perceive yourself?

🦋- how do you think others perceive you?

🌈- things I find attractive in girls/guys

🍓- one secret about yourself

🍒- how do you act when you have a crush?

💔- the reason behind your last breakup?

💬- what your last text message says?

🎥- what show are you currently binging on?

⛅- what is your morning routine?

💗- who do you miss?

🥀- last time you cried?

🎁- when is your birthday?

🔪- scariest/creepiest experience?

💤- date someone younger, older, or same age as you?

🎀- any question you want

~~Not mine

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ok mood

perhaps i’ll cry

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Have Both

perhaps i’ll cry

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drink wine and if Hades does not get you some of those I will >:(

perhaps i’ll cry

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:(( no

perhaps i’ll cry

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do n o t

perhaps i’ll cry