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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Story of UNDERTALE

I fell from the light

Talk? Or should I fight?

Monster genocide

This my UNDERTALE

I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott

I faced an evil talking flower in a pot

Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home

And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone

Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones

Should I be a pacifist?

Or should I use my fists?

I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all

I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste

I want to wipe out the Monster race

I’ve got no patience, got no resolve

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

I fell from the light

Talk? Or should I fight?

Monster genocide

This my UNDERTALE

I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose

With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose

Now watch me move, I won’t stop, I’m feelin' rude

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach

I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach

Chara’s my coach, all these monsters I will poach

Screw being pacifist

I think I’ll use my fists

I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all

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hallo everyone!

the blog is going to go on an undefined hiatus until we have the queue emptied.

id also like to remind you all that pr0shippers and c0mshippers and whatever other label you people like to go by are NOT welcome here. some of you seem to forget that. please respect our boundaries.

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My f/o is exactly like my irl bf what

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I feel like It's hard to find stuff for sibling familial f/os, and even when I do it never really feels right?? Like yeah we love each other but we also bully eachother relentlessly and want eachother dead/silly, and I feel like a lot of them focus on the "your family loves you!" aspect. What if about him locking me outside the house for shits and giggles. What about me stealing his food and pretending I didn't know who's it was. Generic sibling rivalry stuff.

And no hate to the people making these!! I'm sure it gives them comfort and I'm happy for them, I'm just extremely picky with my f/o stuff. Maybe I just need to make my own account for sibling imagines and stuff lol.

Hope this makes sense!! ^^

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i have adopted many many many fictional children and saved them from their torturous canon so i can give them the safe and happy childhoods they deserve <3

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Being a selfshipper where so many of your f/os are just a little bit problematic, so either the fandom mischaracterises and woobifies him until he’s not even himself anymore, (because god forbid he takes accountability for his actions instead of being babied), or it’s a bunch of proshippers just constantly fetishise and glorify what he did, even though the story itself is a critique of his actions and they lack media literacy. Both sides just see him as a over simplified caricature and don’t get him like I do💖

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i have mostly female f/os and just one male f/o. i don’t post about him at all though because i worry about attracting people who will only care when i talk about a male f/o as opposed to my wlw selfships because they don’t tend to get as much love in the community

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i kinda hate and love imagining talking to my f/o

on one hand yay a way to deal with being alone constantly and like yay shes so silly i jus wanna chat about stupid things and sit with her

on the otherrr hand one side of my brain isnt very nice and is like fr? you're talking to a fictional character? like bro thats the point

and yet i cant get it to HUSH

although that side of the brain has kinda been quiet lately so yippee more thoughts of that funn ee robot

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I completely understand and respect people who don't share/don't want doubles to interact, and have nothing against them, I will respect their boundaries, but man, I just wanna interact with someone who has the same love as I do for my partners :(

There are mirror shippers (I think that’s what they’re called?)

-Artemisia

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Self-consciousness from seeing doubles because it makes you jealous of seeing your husband with someone else is OUT

Self-consciousness from seeing doubles (or anyone write him at all really) because you feel like everyone is better at portraying your husband realistically (no matter how much you've studied him) is IN

(I just wanna smooch him... But I've gotten so far from source material that it feels like I'm making him too domestic. But I DON'T LIKE to imagine angst, I just want fluff. But that makes me feel like I'm simplifying him. UGH.)

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i go feral seeing doubles, like my heart can't take ittt >:c

-Artemisia

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Hi, I am interested in joining your selfship server but I don't fully understand what ships are and aren't allowed. For context my F/O is older than me but we're both adults. I don't know if that's problematic and I really don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.

Sorry to bother

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Hi! Thanks for asking beforehand.

It's pretty common to have an f/o older than you, as an adult yourself or otherwise, so you're entirely a-okay to join. It'd only be a concern if said f/o was a minor while you're an adult.

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So sorry I don't know if naming F/Os is allowed here so feel free to delete this if not!! But does anyone in the Sonic selfship community know Clutch The Opossum cause I've been thinking of adding him to my list but if he's like a fandom-hated character I'll drop the crush cause I don't want any stress or anything 😭 I've tried the Sonic tags already and I can barely find anything lmao, just wanna see what the fandom consensus on him is tyty!!

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Is it a thing to have an f/o but like for *hating* them? I have plenty of f/o’s - most romantic, a couple platonic - but then there’s also this one character where. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s like I feel so viscerally like the estranged child he neglected and abused that I can’t stand him. Parasocial fictive love is all well and good, but is it a normal thing to also feel that level of parasocial fictive hatred? Does anyone else have them? Is this just my brain going haywire? Do I need to schedule an appointment with a therapist??? /hj

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I'm sorry for venting I've been just getting really frustrated lately because that one occurrence just won't leave my mind, can't even fall asleep rn cuz of it

There’s no need to apologize! We are here for you :3

-Artemisia

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is the queue empty again or did submissions run out? /genq /nf

empty queue lol- we are.. definitely not out of confessions to queue lol

ill admit ive been lazy w queueing confessionz- ive kinda been dealing w some stuff lately T_T

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that moment when u want 2 ramble about how much you love your f/o on discord outside of the selfship server you're in but then you're scared that ppl r gonna make fun of you and him and say he's a basic greasy white boy who they can find in every target or whatever cuz this has already happened to you once and you still haven't gotten over it because you're a sensitive ass bitch who can't take a joke-

I love Billy Loomis over everything but sometimes I wonder why it had to be him. Why couldn't I fall in love with someone more.. unique? I feel so bad for saying it but I feel like if I had a more "interesting" f/o I wouldn't have to worry so much about it in the first place..

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I hate scrolling through my f/os tag on here because a vast majority of his content is shipping. I have most ship tag blocks but it still makes me sad that it feels like the fandom treats my husband as just a shipping partner to throw at other people whenever they want instead of his OWN character... :(

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