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i so so so badly wanna curse a hero and overwrite their personality and body i like need it more than anything else i wanna see them reach my throne room after my dungeon all bloody and full of grit and just remove all opposition at the end of our fight when they don’t have the strength to resist it any longer. if you die to my boss fight you have to sit through a cutscene after i shatter and repiece your being of me nursing you back to health as an almost completely different person built in my image before becoming my right hand at the throne with mine on your lower back at the end and it lasts 2 and a half minutes and is unskippable every time

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the best characters are ones that suffer from a chronic case of Dramatic Cunt Syndrome

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thinking of a werewolf bf who’s embarrassed about popping a knot.

he wants to prove that he can be a good lover for his human partner and control himself, but he really can’t help it when it starts to swell.

“Fuck, s-sorry, slow down, I-it’s getting bigger—“ He croons, trying so hard to keep himself together but the way you’re bouncing in his lap is driving him crazy.

He’s absolutely flustered, incredibly embarrassed when he realizes it’s swelling too fast for him to stop. It feels too good, and all he wants to do is see it pop right into you.

“I-If you take it, I’ll have to cum inside, s-sorry.” He’s stammering to explain, so flushed he can barely look at you without risking cumming immediately, while you feel it pushing up against your walls until it’s stretching.

Taking him down to the hilt, silently letting him know that you want his fat knot inside of you, swelling until it’s too big to pull out.

He’s gasping when he cums, his cock twitching like crazy as he dumps load after load inside of you. His knot is so big you can see it from your tummy, forcing him to deal with the realization that he popped a knot inside his mate before they’d even came which is practically the werewolf equivalent of cumming in your pants.

He’s babbling apologies the entire time it’s deflating, his seed starting to drip out of you as he pulls himself out.

You just kiss him, telling him theirs nothing to be ashamed of anyway.

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ship dynamic i really like

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*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

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(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad

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various kale sketches from over the last month

slowly figuring out how to draw him better :]

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that's the mood for tonight amirite fellas

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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reblog to bother your f/o a little bit

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Emet Selch hot.

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found a new bastard-- i mean f/o to put on the list of my f/o's 🥴 this time it took less than a week for my opinion to 180 >.>

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you’re cool as fuck + your meat is huge

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self shippers you guys should think of desperate kisses btw. ☝🏾 your f/o hesitating for only a moment before pulling you close, maybe pulling you by the collar or by the hip, how they can only wait long enough to suck in a breath before they're on you. how they kiss you like it is urgent, like they will actually cease to be if they don't kiss you. there's no teasing, there's no longer any of their meekness to be found, there's nothing in their mind but the constant pounding of their heart in their chest and you, you, you ringing in their brain. desperate kisses that turn into sloppy, messy things as they trail down your neck when you need to part for air– but even that doesn't last long before they're turning you to kiss you on the lips once more. btw.

pro-shippers do not interact

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has anyone done this yet

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he (fictional) wants me so bad