selkieflesh
selkieflesh
goop of dubious origin
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selkieflesh · 7 hours ago
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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.
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selkieflesh · 7 hours ago
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Falin in various official artworks ♡
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selkieflesh · 7 hours ago
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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad
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selkieflesh · 8 hours ago
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selkieflesh · 8 hours ago
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I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:
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isn’t he beautiful
listen to the SOUND when he bites
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and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them
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selkieflesh · 8 hours ago
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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selkieflesh · 8 hours ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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selkieflesh · 8 hours ago
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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?
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selkieflesh · 8 hours ago
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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selkieflesh · 18 hours ago
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day twenty four hare john yesterday there was no drawing because mom dragged me around the city and the sea all day i was tired
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selkieflesh · 20 hours ago
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Unconditionally accept nonbinary identities. I am no longer asking
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selkieflesh · 3 days ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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selkieflesh · 5 days ago
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Cherry spot moth, Diaphone eumela, Noctuidae
Found in Sub-Saharan Africa
Photo 1 by sightori, 2 by sallyslak, and 3 (caterpillar) by colin25
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selkieflesh · 5 days ago
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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selkieflesh · 5 days ago
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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden
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selkieflesh · 5 days ago
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if i were polyamorous id individually message everybody in my polycule saying i needed gas money
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selkieflesh · 5 days ago
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I was thinking
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