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1BR,1BA,3tires. Why the realtor thought “hall closet wide enough to store tires” was a desired condo feature is a mystery.

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The Tree Channel Cable network strikes again.

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remember the Will Shortz bathroom? here’s another one.

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If you have elves, dwarves, or Icelandic “ hidden people” in the family, this house has a special entrance for them!

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Hot new realtor photo trend: bird’s eye view of the toilet/bath.

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$1.4 million mid-century modern house in Portland for sale, inexplicably staged with a DeLorean in the driveway. Pretty sure the car doesn’t come with the house. MLS#  19035213.

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Need an idea for what do to with those inferior net/mesh puffs that come with bath bomb gift sets when you’d rather have a loofah? Why not hang them over the crib?

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this listing photo answers the question: “Is there really any difference between matte and eggshell, as long as the tint matches?” really, how hard would it have been to paint the entire accent wall instead of spot covering the scuffs?

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this season's Trend to annoy your OCD Friends: Diagonal cabinet handles.

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Feel guilty about the treadmill you bought but never use? Buy some art, display it on the treadmill, and now you have two eyesores in your spare room.

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Your dream Man Cave: the deluxe version, and the budget version.

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Yet another instance of trying to fight the vibrant fireplace color. This masonry does not deserve matte celery.

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I made fun of the last fisheye lens place with a joke about LSD in my coffee. This photo is more of an "LSD piped into the water supply of your shower, being absorbed by all of your skin's surface area, for a 10 minute duration".

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This house was listed in April 2018. Why they are using a 2017 watermarked photo that is obviously from Christmas is anyone's guess. also, if you've read Jo Nesbo's The Snowman...Boo!

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just your typical fusty grandma place with plates on the fireplace and HOLY CRAP, CLOWNS. HIDE!

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either someone is very "matchy matchy", or they love chess.

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For some reason I'm getting the idea that it's hard to get in and out of this carport.