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Ok but Evan looks just like Tom Holland and honestly how
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If you were uglier you'd look like Evan
Rivers about Reagan
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You would not believe your luck
If literally anyone of us have a fuck
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I wanna shove the pride flag so far up Trump’s ass he tastes the fuckin’ rainbow
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me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do
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summary of bmc songs
More Than Survive: guy says hes not the who the story’s about yet he sings the entire opening number
I Love Play Rehearsal: beautiful angel what a gal 10/10
The Squip Song: ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAN
Two Player Game: two bros playing a video game, five feet apart cause they’re not gay (they are gay)
The Squip Enters: the boy’s are back in town and are here to ruin everything
Be More Chill pt.1: all it takes to be popular is a few minor adjustments!***
Do You Wanna Ride?: help i’m uncomfortable
Be More Chill pt.2: ***and also hating yourself and degrading yourself to the point of no return
More Than Survive Reprise: is that a trumpet or the sound of abandoning friendships? the answer is both
A Guy That i’d Kinda be Into: the friendzone song
Upgrade: JEREMY HOW COULD YOU
Halloween: the scariest thing about this song is the teenage irresponsibility
Do You Wanna Hang: help i’m uncomfortable the sequel: betraying your best friend
Michael in the bathroom: i’m not crying there is just weed in my eyes
The Smartphone Hour: a good wholesome song about profiting from your friends tragedy
The Pitiful Children: RAB BAP BEEP BOOP
The Pants Song: dad upgrade ft. best friend pining
The Play: wildest performance yet 10/10 deserves a tony
Voices in my Head: there are voices in jeremy’s head and tears in my eyes
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sleep deprived gay here
are you a sleep deprived gay or a touch starved gay
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be blessed with this beautiful cat

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWkTQeEhco7/
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okay,
scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’
shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’
velma said ‘’jinkies’’
daphne said ‘’jeepers’’
what did fred say
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ok but this is pretty funny
somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying
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