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uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offensive because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

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saw a fic the other day where Yanli was like "my husband's half-brother is creepy and horrible and I'm never letting him hold my baby" and I was just like ??????? umm ding dong you're wrong ???? like she wouldn't see this bundle of deeply familiar traits and traumas and just go "I'm going to take care of that small tired man whether he likes it or not :) :) :)"

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I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

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reblog to pet the sad cat 　　　　　　 ＿＿ 　　　　　／＞　　フ 　　　　　|  　_　 _ l 　 　　　／` ミ＿xノ 　　 　 /　　　 　 | 　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ 　 　 │　　|　|　| 　／￣|　　 |　|　| 　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__) 　＼二つ

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if i were an amoeba id be like fuck yes i love this.  im contracting my vacuole. im inching towards bacterias. and now im dissolving a nutrients ❤

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why does the jiang cheng tag contain only like the most extreme possible opinions known to man. “he’s evil and irredeemable” “he never did anything wrong ever” his moral alignment is literally just miette leave him alone

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me: *touches mysterious sticky spot*

the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset

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bitches be like “i’m mentally ill because i listen to boygenius and mitski” like okay? some of us have real problems

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help help help

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so youre telling me

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trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

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The skeleton of a stingray, and an x-ray of another stingray. You're welcome.