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:> made a shrimb ornament

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Jenny Bloomfield. Cats in the Meadow.

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Rabbits fighting mid-air in Kyushu, Japan (2024) photog: Takayuki and Mora Nakamura

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Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

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bunny knight

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Inspired by:

Conversations with Augbert, & Everything, Everywhere All at Once

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Deniz Kurdak, Turkish textile artist, embroidery works, 2020-2023

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I haven’t done any fandom things in a minute but here’s some chickens

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To spend eternity with you.

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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Raint day in New Orleans

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salmon and gar funkel is what the guys who did bridge over troubled water would be called in the world where everyone has fish names

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being turned into a dragon as a punishment is so inherently funny. we’re sentencing you to become a beautiful magical creature that can live indefinitely and breathe fire and kill men with your bite. oh nooooooooo. anything but thattttttt. bad news, I’m a reptile. good news, I no longer have to pay my tithe to the church.

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside