semprini
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25 - Dont look a gift horse in the mouth. You might find soldiers.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
semprini · 6 hours ago
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too bad + L + blue yoshi
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semprini · 16 hours ago
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ghe doctor said no more than two glasses of poisoned wine
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semprini · 16 hours ago
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Rubbing salt, garlic, and onion into the wound.
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semprini · 16 hours ago
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Netanyahu's Iran nuclear bomb claim timeline
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semprini · 16 hours ago
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Fan art of some early-80's arcade classics
BurgerTime (Data East, 1982)
Dig Dug (Namco, 1982)
Elevator Action (Taito, 1983)
Bomb Jack (Tekhan, 1984)
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semprini · 16 hours ago
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semprini · 1 day ago
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
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semprini · 1 day ago
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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
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semprini · 1 day ago
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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
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semprini · 1 day ago
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just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season
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semprini · 1 day ago
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One sad side effect of big box stores is that you just don’t get lifelong hyper fixation guy access like you used to.
Like yeah I can go to Menards and buy a door.
But it used to be I could go to the door store, and speak to a man whose sole passion in life was doors and who would talk about the history of door insulation patterns over the last 50 years without stopping to breathe.
That man is gonna find me the BEST door option for me.
Seriously my neighborhood had one of these. They were across the street from the lighting shop owned by the guy who could tell you the exact date, off the top of his head, that your property got electrical wiring based on your address.
Now these guys rarely get to own a shop, make a good living, and sell the very finest doors for decades. They’re relegated to Reddit posts which are informative but ultimately do not replace door guy having a door shop.
I don’t want to talk to some miserable, underpaid 20 year old who was in plumbing last week and in doors this week and doesn’t know a hammer from a hanger.
I want my door guy back.
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semprini · 2 days ago
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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
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semprini · 2 days ago
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Stairwell of Collège du Martinet,Rolle, Switzerland,
integrated a 13 m sequoia trunk marking the exact spot where the tree once stood.
The installation transforms the tree into a visible archive, revealing time through its rings and connecting architecture with memory.
Project Owner: Atelier D. Schlaepfer, Lausanne,
Architect / planificateur: Atelier d'architectes Fournier-Maccagnan, Bex,
Ingenering: Philippe Péclard Architectes EPS, Rolle
Others: WOODTLI + LEUBA SA , Gollion
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semprini · 2 days ago
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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!
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