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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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google show me this guy wet and whimpering

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I enjoy the occasional incorrect headcanon about my special little princess if i'm horny enough, but I draw the line at him being a sex god.

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what i imagine when somebody says they're eating my art

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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A ‘slutty’ waist is a plump, voluptuous belly with rolls or an overhang, grabbable sides, stretch marks dusting the curvature of the figure like stars in the universe, and a wide doughy O right in the middle to mark the spot meant for kisses and love.

If you disagree, then genuinely—and I mean this as unnicely as possible—you’re wrong.

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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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me as a writer

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fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

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YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!

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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.