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Sculpted a little flygon trinket box with a secret trapinch inside!

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This real estate agent’s response to vandalism

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How could you, how dear you...!

You didn’t even look back to say goodbye.

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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The other day when i gas getting gas a dude was kinda hovering near me and as i was getting ready to leave he goes "hey you know much abt crypto?" which was Not what i had expected and i dont want to get roped into a conversation w a stranger on investing in crypto so i tell him. uhhh no i dont really understand it haha. only for him to hit me with the "yeah i don't either. i was thinking about investing but it seems so complicated"

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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”

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English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language

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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

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obsessed with the official Etrian Odyssey guide on how to use your imagination

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It wimdy

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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

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consuming that thang whole. tom & jerry style

based on a chao drawing I did as a kid (below the cut)

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