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teens today only care about "establishing themselves" but dont know what that means
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were still being constantly told what and how something can be processed on servers
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us cars will turn into just pedals with roads that curve around them
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predictions: - the next episode of an italian cooking show will feature a meatball shaped perfectly like a asteroid that actually starts to emit radiation in about 6 months - my current wifi signal is not too strong and it can hear every sad internet song played within a radius of 2 miles
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tea spilled on keyboard keyboard is wet now
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[six months from now] can't tell where our relationship ends and my reflection begins
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We're going to run out of breathable air soon but not because we dont produce it. its just that someone did a perfect math problem on paper that cant be unsolved
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i've been sitting on this couch for years and i still cant figure out why its round.
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teapots have always been annoying and now they're trying to take over the world one teaspoon at a time
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it will all start to go downhill after we hit the magic 1 hour 47 minutes mark from now
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teh galaxy is fine idk yuh are confused about it
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