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sensitivesiren · 16 hours
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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sensitivesiren · 17 hours
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It makes absolutely perfect sense. Doesn't compel me though.
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sensitivesiren · 21 hours
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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.
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sensitivesiren · 23 hours
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“You’re so quiet, what’s wrong?” I’m creating my own fantasy world to escape from reality so shut up.
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sensitivesiren · 23 hours
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BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS TOO SMALL
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BECAUSE THE FOREST WAS TOO SMALL
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BECAUSE THE GARBAGE DUMP WAS TOO SMALL
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BECAUSE THE TABLE WAS TOO SMALL
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🧍‍♂️ 👬 🧍‍♂️
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sensitivesiren · 24 hours
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sensitivesiren · 24 hours
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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution
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sensitivesiren · 24 hours
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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sensitivesiren · 24 hours
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Behold the lumpfish. Very beautiful. Very powerful.
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sensitivesiren · 24 hours
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sensitivesiren · 2 days
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sensitivesiren · 3 days
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Me if I were a dog
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sensitivesiren · 3 days
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
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sensitivesiren · 3 days
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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
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sensitivesiren · 3 days
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Boss can i go home early some shit is happening in my fandom and im a pretty active person in the community so my presence is needed
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sensitivesiren · 3 days
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sensitivesiren · 3 days
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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