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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

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Asexual watching monster porn for the creature designs

You want to get off your computer

You want to get off your computer and go here.

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“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

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I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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is he stupid?

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imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

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Having media literacy is more important than being good at math prove me wrong

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bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen

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hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

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I tried my hand at bird photography today

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Your furry "Doctor Yiff" posts helped me lose my virginity and I don't know how to feel about that...

Thank you?? I guess??? What's the protocol for this??

What the FUCK are you talking about DUDE

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