I'm Sentinel Prime and I'm the best Prime to ever live. I should be Magnus I am literally so cool and my chin is huge
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I rolled over on my recharge slab and knocked over all tge furniture in my room I can't live like this I hope thw shop calls me back soon
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I hhad to call in sick to work today but it's actually because I broke my chin brace stroking it (thoughtfully) and I can't let them see me like this
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Hey actually does anyone have tips for cleaning squashed organics off your tread? Asking for a subordinate
I think I stepped in shit
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piss baby
I'm trembling what is piss. Do I want to know
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..hey.. there's some warm oil and a weighted blanket for you.. have the comfort you need
Much appreciated, Friend! It has been a long week of dull paperwork.
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I 100000% adore you and I see nothing wrong with your character. I’ll be a sentinel apologist till I die, I’ve been since 2010 lmao.
Finally! Some respect around here! You will be spared from my chin. If only Optimus and his gang of rookies could see the way you do.
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then you know what horny is 😇
I want to go home
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when a human likes another one very much--
I know what interfacing is
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It has Been a While since we've had a Sentinel Saturday! Everyone enjoy remembering how massive my chin is!
#//just went through my old posts and could not remember many of them#until i saw the one about things being glued to my head#and um. yeah i dont remember those because i was in the hospital recovering from my brain rebooting whoopsie
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What did the hand sanitizer taste like?
Ethanol, glycerin, hydrogen peroxide
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crimes of horny
Humans do not have horns. What does this mean. Actually I don't think I want to know everything I learn about humans is a mistake
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*pet head *
I need to gargle hand sanitizer.
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step on me please
This is the weirdest way I have seen anyone plead for death. Are you trying to evade the authorities? What have you done to desire death
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Slap your balls and die
The fruit balls?? I don't have a Ween. And I will NOT be dying. I finally get the free time to come on here again and this is the thanks I get?
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a ween is an orange fruit ball that humans throw at weird guys like you
Wow. Humans really are disturbing creatures. Why is there an entire season dedicated to this violent fruit ball??
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