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"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

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This is such a curious way of thinking bc…. Do you really think I want top surgery because someone TOLD me to get it? Fuck no. The minute I started developing breasts before I even knew what transgender meant, I wanted them gone. I starting binding in elementary school. I would cry hysterically when my mother wanted to measure me for bra size. no, I was not fucking molested. No I didn’t have any trans family members. No I did not exist on any trans spaces online. I simply just don’t want breasts, I have never wanted them. This does not make me “mentally ill” or some sort of sexual deviant. It’s as simple as that I don’t want breasts. I don’t give a fuck how other people perceive me or any sort of fashion trend. I know my body more than anyone else and top surgery is truly and deeply what is best for me and my mental health.

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start normalizing long hair as androgynous. long hair can be gender-neutral too.

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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by 一个揽 𓆟

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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behind every evil gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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created by Gbonn

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i saw the red line glow

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Phineas and Ferb revival yay

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summer afternoon

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It’s so much fun

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why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes

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