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Listen, it’s not a sexual thing, I love Lady Dimitrescu because of the POWER she radiates. Now that’s the kind of power I can RESPECT! I respect her so hard, I cannot wait for the day she picks me up by my throat and chucks me across the room again. Maybe I’ll be lucky one day and she’ll crush my skull between her enormous thighs. I’d like to reiterate that this is in no way a sexual thing, it never was. It’s all about POWER and RESPECT for my extremely tall vampire queen
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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
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that is a lie. I have not completed any of the Hildibrand quests on my Balmung character and I still see him every other Heroes’ Gauntlet.
The Gentleman of Darkness!
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.
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god, can you not get shit right, @staff ?
you got rid of the porn a year ago and yet we still have the porn bots.
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If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.
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this is it, this is my most successful post on thisndumb site...

Final Fantasy XV: Road Trip side quest
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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
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Peach chillin’ with pet chain chomp and a beer
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