I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol
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If she’s your girl why is she my boyfriend
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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
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i will turn you into a fucking pdf if you dont stop
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the makeup industry is kinda evil but lipstick did go off with leaving little kiss marks on everything you smooch… i won’t lie
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you talk to your mutuals via discord i talk to my mutuals in the tags of reblogs they may not ever even see. we are not the same
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girls who get carsick easily should have many beautiful men and women gather around them after they finish driving somewhere and the beautiful men and women will fan them and gently raise glasses of cool water to their lips and tell them that they are so brave and strong
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from this ask polly
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being an adult is having the “we have food at home” conversation with urself every single day
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lonely girls my beloved. i see you staying in your room, i see you standing in grocery store aisles feeling the sudden wave of isolation wash over you. i understand how badly you want and how bad that makes you feel. i get it. we're not alone. but we are.
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It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving this
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bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said
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calling myself babe when I'm talking to myself. in a pitying but loving way. like babe you gotta get up. babe why are you doing this. babe you're giving me nothing here
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damn kinda not feeling it... thinking of bursting into tears
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i am a simple girl i seek academic validation and get absolutely destroyed when i don’t receive it
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bisexuals see the word bisexual and are filled with an overwhelming need to hit the reblog button
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