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Tubba Playerina Cretacious Period

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scientists have been eating slabs of the burgess shale formation, cutting it up with forks and knives on their little plates, and they are asking each other if they can catch any lingering notes of ‘the original seafood taste’ and they are writing the findings down in their notebooks. and they are going to drop the final report on jstor soon

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Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

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thinking of these guys again

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its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

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nothing sexier than a borderline insane scientist with questionable morals

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sientists won't stop texting me asking for my ideas + research

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they should invent uhh. like. vaping but for cock. its so dark in here

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I'm so full of fluids and bones. I got all kinds of stuff in here

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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activating the power of evil rock (it's asbestos)

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[!] Tip: You can do this to your Slime Mutuals.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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my “my body is a machine that turns dicks into scrap metal” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident