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the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me

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"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

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i understand why the ‘grizzled loner who slowly melts & improves their outlook on life when forced to take care of a kid’ trope is a male exclusive role, bc the optics of a grizzled loner woman healing by becoming a mother are maybe not so good, but every time i think abt a hypothetical female version of that trope i black out instantly. could we maybe just do it one time and all agree to be cool about it

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parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

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Has anyone ever told you that you look beautiful laid out under a surgical light?

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GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

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A qinggong master

English added by me :)

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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade

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Readies my attack animation

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re8 greek mythology design collection

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The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.