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I’m Big

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her: wow you came pretty quick

me: AGDQ 2015 Sex With Hot Girl Speed Run #AGDQS2015  announcer: awesome sauce, we got a 10 dollar donation from mengaman and he says “good luck with the sex”

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listen if you can’t handle me calling spiderham “john mulaney’s marvel sponsored fursona” then just go ahead and block me now, it only gets worse from here buddy pal

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he’s beautiful 

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QUICK PSA

I’m not a fan of puppeteers 🤡

I have a nagging fear 😬 that someone else is pulling at the strings🕺

Something Terrible is going down ⬇️

Through the entire town🏠🏠🏠 wreaking 😈 anarchy 👿 in all it brings 🙀🙀🙀

I can’t sit idly 🤷‍♀️ no I can’t move at all 🙅‍♀️

I 🙋‍♀️

Curse 😤

The 👈

Name ✍️

🗣The one behind

It aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAALL

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i want a Fucking Joint

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was watching the bachelorette and one of the dudes was mauled by an invisible force. he was bleeding out the floor and no one noticed? no one called an ambulance. does this happen normally?

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agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

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lifehack

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

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Love him or hate him, he has a little drop of water on his nose:

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40 y/o white guy: Hey kid, ever hear about Rage Against the Machine? They really told it like it is! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!

me: Zack de la Rocha is Mexican Tom Morello is black Brad Wilk is jewish

40 y/o white guy: blue lives matter

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