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every generation has a - hang on post cancelled I wanna talk about this autocomplete suggestion

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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canceled for being into loveplay

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when cishet guy friends tease me about being a lesbian and ask how i "know" i'm gay i like to go "well have YOU ever had sex with a man?" and when they say no (they always say no) i go "then how do you know you're not into men?" and like... what IS it with how insecure cishet men who are scared of gay thoughts always assume they would bottom. like they talk like that's the inevitable outcome if they were to ever get bicurious. today i hit these two guys at work with a "what, are you scared?" and they frantically described to the most detailed prophetic visions of the biggest burliest bear topping them to death. which could mean nothing

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cursed warrior sent a message: bro can i crash at your place tonight cursed warrior sent a message: idk why my name is that i'm not cursed

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"would you lie to someone if it'd help/protect them?" is such a funny question. buddy I'd lie to someone if it means i get five minutes of peace. I'd lie for a pepsi can. I'd lie for literally no fucking reason. i don't have any psychological issues btw

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Peepaw needs his porch time

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the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.

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me rn ^-^

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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed

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Green invasion

I stumbled upon this neighbour a while ago and couldn't resist drawing all the vines.

My print shop

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daikon radish wants to know your location.