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local girl's spine crack rated a 4.2 on the richter scale

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Girls will have a 3 hour long psychotic episode then go back on their phones and be like everythings fine now. handheld lobotomy

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CLICK HERE FOR DARK AND MYSTERIOUS FORCES BEYOND OUR CONTROLL!!!

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Now that the furor has died down I’ll say it: Bonecoin sounded like a character backstory. They’re supposed to collect as many bones as possible and send them through a portable portal to Phraanq the Scarlet Flame to earn some kind of special coin medallion

A warrior has to prove their worth to the clan war-chief or Fighter’s Guild council

An apprentice warlock is tasked with gathering them for her necromancer master

For some huge spell an important alchemist or wizard requires large quantities of bones from creatures slain in combat with a particular weapon

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An inconvenient truth.

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BINTAGE BARNIES.

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firing gunshots (bad posts) to keep the property taxes (follower count) low

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gregor samsa turning into a bug was his magical girl transformation

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This item is called "The Dingray"

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Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

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what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

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[Once a corpse always a corpse]

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Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us

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theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight

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