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where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

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Definitely not thinking about the muffled whines as I carve my name into your ass, or the glazed, blissed-out look in your eyes when I cuddle you and tell you you're such a good possession.

Having totally normal thoughts. Not anything like pulling you over my lap and spanking you, occasionally shoving fingers into you to see how you feel. Not ripping your panties off to stuff them into your mouth and tell you to shut the fuck up, that I'm just enjoying my toy.

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"so how did you two meet"

she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate

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Having totally normal thoughts. Not anything like pulling you over my lap and spanking you, occasionally shoving fingers into you to see how you feel. Not ripping your panties off to stuff them into your mouth and tell you to shut the fuck up, that I'm just enjoying my toy.

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my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

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Imagine you're a scammer and you're living in Paris. You hear word that the Eiffel Tower is going to be torn down, so you think to yourself, "I need to get a piece of that." And instead of like, conning your way into the demolition, you get a bunch of scrap metal dealers together, pose as an official high up in the project, and get them all to bid on the deal. You get them to bribe you, because this would be a huge deal for any of them.

Then you just fucking disappear for a while. You take the train out and enjoy your bribes. They can't exactly go to the police and say "a fake bureaucrat stole my bribe money", and it's embarrassing as fuck so they don't tell their buddies in the industry either. You just get to walk away freely.

Most people would. But not you. No.

You come back to Paris AND FUCKING DO THE SAME THING A SECOND TIME! Because you're a goddamn legend.

And that, dear perverts of Tumblr, is the actual real story of Victor Lustig. The motherfucker so badass he managed to sell the Eiffel Tower (a thing he didn't own), two times.

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i have GOT to unwillingly serve as someone's awakening to the fact that they're an unrepentant sadist

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Garden update part 1

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Relatable

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I screwed up the mount for the chain and it doesn’t hang right but I don’t feel like fixing it rn. Anyway I’ve been calling this vulveye lol okay bye now

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*flips open a knife*

...

*sighs*

I should call them

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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

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Why do I have to go to work when I could just be someone's kidnapped precious plaything

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"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

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the fact that a lot of progressive people truly cannot tell the difference between a woman who is sexually objectified, and a woman who is an active sexual participant is bad bad bad bad bad bad bad

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i still think about this twitter exchange every time i hear this song btw