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[seraphcyan]

Reblog to give Izutsumi one Catisfactions salmon-flavoured treat

Edit: I noticed some transphobes reblogging this post, so I blocked them. If you're a transphobe and reading this: Fuck off, and have a bad day.

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some sort of soft-bodied invertebrate

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some sort of soft-bodied invertebrate

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what if every single CIA assassination attempt on Castro actually did work but there were just 635 of him

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its sand cat saturday ffffffffff

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we should buy this and turn it into a compound the fbi really wont like

what is happening at zillow

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what if every single CIA assassination attempt on Castro actually did work but there were just 635 of him

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abolishing gender and about to replace it with my new invention, hender

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shoutout to the worst image I ever made

theres something wrong with it

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im gonna do this but with animals instead of microbes

im gonna trudge through the swamps of florida and take home whatever is hanging on by the end

leeches will inherent the earth.

trudging through warm, dirty water and then covering myself in antibacterial paste and then shutting myself in a cold damp room to let the survivors marinate. only the strongest microbes will survive. my children will inherit the earth.🦠🦠🦠

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this is me if I was a weird spanish machine gun

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what if vampires could also be killed by car bombs but we never knew because they were only invented in 2018

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I want your entire house

give it to me give me your house

deal bestie which house do you want do you want the Mr House or the Mrs House

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where did the time go right out the window?

oh, you know, off! it ran away! never to be seen again! so sad! wont someone catch seanns poor time!!

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can I have the trans one please

I want to siphon some of her estrogen like a mosquito siphons blood im thirsty

I want your entire house

give it to me give me your house

deal bestie which house do you want do you want the Mr House or the Mrs House

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i would break prohibition if THIS was the alcohol

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i like dungeon meshi

i like it a lot i like it a lot i like it a lot i like it a lot i like it a lot :3 :3 :3